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Hedgehog stopped play
A hedgehog briefly stopped play during Derbyshire's County Championship match at Gloucester in July 1957. The players unsuccessfully tried to shoo the prickly invader off the pitch, before Derbyshire's wicketkeeper George Dawkes carefully picked it up and took it off the field. Dawkes was protected by his big gloves on this occasion, but he wasn't so lucky when, one evening after play at around this time, a lady belaboured him with her umbrella. She had mistaken Dawkes for Derbyshire's fast bowler Les Jackson (the two players looked rather alike) and wanted to tell him off for hitting one of her side's batsmen.
An Under-17 representative match in Blacktown, near Sydney, in 2009 was held up for 20 minutes when a deadly red-bellied black snake appeared - "harassing players in the outfield before inspecting the pitch," according to the local Blacktown Advocate. A few years earlier, also in Australia, a batsman spotted a similarly venomous intruder, and stepped out of his crease to hit it with his bat just as the next ball was bowled. He connected with the snake, and turned round to see if he'd been stumped - only to discover that the wicketkeeper had run away.
Lancashire's push for victory over Kent at Old Trafford in June 2007 was held up when the pavilion had to be evacuated after fire alarms went off. Two fire engines raced to the scene, and discovered that smouldering gravy in the kitchens had set the sensors off. Lancashire regrouped and won by eight wickets.
A wartime match at Lord's, between the Army and the Royal Air Force in July 1944, was stopped when a German doodlebug seemed likely to land on the ground. The players lay on the turf, and spectators took evasive action (they were advised to go under the stands in case of an emergency like this). But the device carried on before landing in Regent's Park. "The first flying-bomb to menace Lord's during the progress of a match," reported an outraged Wisden. One of the batsmen, the Middlesex and England opener Jack Robertson, dusted himself off and celebrated the narrow escape by hitting the next ball for six.
Kent's Championship match against Hampshire at Canterbury in August 1957 was briefly interrupted when a mouse ran on to the field. The rodent's owner followed it on to the ground and scooped it up in his hat. A mouse also stopped play during the 1962 Lord's Test against Pakistan, risking the ire of cricket's most famous cat, Peter (the only animal to receive an obituary in Wisden).
The organisers of the special Test between India and England in Bombay (now Mumbai) in February 1980, staged to celebrate the golden jubilee of the formation of the Indian cricket board, had to bring forward the scheduled rest day because there was a total eclipse of the sun on what should have been the second day. Ian Botham took 6 for 58 on the first day, and refreshed by his day off he then scored a century and took seven more wickets as England won by ten wickets.
Cricket's a summer game, right? And June in England is summer time (rumour has it). But on June 2, 1975, no play was possible in Derbyshire's Championship match against Lancashire in Buxton after a blizzard left an inch of snow on the ground. Almost inevitably, one of the umpires was Dickie Bird, who received an unexpected surprise when play resumed on the third day on what was now a spiteful pitch: Ashley Harvey-Walker asked Dickie to look after his false teeth while he batted (briefly: Derbyshire were skittled twice for 42 and 87). And Bird was also umpiring in 1994 when a snow flurry halted the game at Fenner's between Cambridge University and Nottinghamshire in April.
Surrey's first-team game against Leeds/Bradford University early in 2007 was held up when a man in a cigarette costume - hired to promote a ban on smoking at The Oval - wandered behind the bowler's arm. The PA announcer was pressed into action to ask "Would the cigarette please sit down."
A match between Worcestershire and Derbyshire in 1889 (not a first-class one) was briefly stopped when a pig ran across the ground. More recently, the 1982-83 Ashes Test in Sydney was enlivened when someone let a pig loose on the outfield: it had "Botham" painted on one side and "Eddie" on the other, a reference to the supposed porkiness of the England players "Beefy" Botham and Eddie Hemmings.
There was an unscheduled hold-up during a Currie Cup match in Paarl in 1995 when the Test batsman Daryll Cullinan hit the future international fast bowler Roger Telemachus for six. The ball landed in a spectator's barbecue, among a generous portion of frying squid, and it was ten minutes before the ball was cool enough for the umpires to remove the grease. "Even then," reported Wisden, "Telemachus was unable to grip the ball and it had to be replaced."
No balls, no bails
The start of play on the third day of the Test between India and England at Delhi in 1981-82 was delayed after the umpires mislaid the key to the cupboard in which the balls were kept. Something similar happened in the Middlesex-Glamorgan Championship match at Lord's in 2009: the third day's play started late after the bails went missing. Wisden took up the tale: "To compound matters, the groundsmen were on their mid-morning break, and it was some time before umpire Garratt found them and the missing woodwork."
Steven Lynch is the editor of the Wisden Guide to International Cricket 2012.