November 5, 2012

A strong side on paper

Characters from books, comics and television who played cricket

Hans van den Broek
The central character in Joseph O'Neill's acclaimed 2008 novel Netherland is Hans van den Broek, a Dutchman whose attempts to make a normal life for himself in New York after the 9/11 attacks include playing cricket for the Staten Island club (which does exist: Don Bradman played there on a tour in the 1930s). In a telling line in the book, one character remarks: "There's a limit to what Americans understand. The limit is cricket."

AJ Raffles, the gentleman thief, was the best-known invention of EW Hornung, who was Arthur Conan Doyle's brother-in-law (this might explain why Doyle himself largely steered clear of cricket). Raffles is a talented spin bowler, who plays a lot of country-house cricket, thereby opening up many opportunities for burglary.

Perhaps the ultimate comic-book hero, William Wilson the Wonder Athlete featured in The Wizard for many years from 1943. Wilson, who was apparently born in 1795 but achieved long life by slowing his heart rate down, is first seen emerging from the crowd to run the first three-minute mile. In a later series of stories he captains England to Ashes success in Australia, not long after becoming the first man to climb Everest.

Pradeep Mathew
A more recent addition to cricket's fictional heroes is Pradeep Mathew, a mystery spinner who sets a world record in his first Test match - only to have it struck from the record books as a non-event. Mathew features in the Sri Lankan writer Shehan Karunatilaka's first novel, Chinaman, which came out last year. It is narrated by one WG Karunasena, who is convinced that "unlike life, sport matters", and has a son called Garfield (named after Sobers).

Mike Jackson
PG Wodehouse was a keen club cricketer who played occasionally at Lord's, and his humorous fiction is peppered with cricket references: Jeeves, his most famous creation, is named after a Warwickshire player, while Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright, one of Bertie Wooster's dissolute chums, is said to play "a spot of county cricket". But Wodehouse's main cricketing invention is Mike Jackson, who features in all the Psmith novels, initially as a fine batsman, starting with a match-saving innings against MCC. Murray Hedgcock edited a book called Wodehouse at the Wicket, including more of Wodehouse's cricket dalliances, which was published in 1997.

Even though he was a first-class cricketer himself - his one wicket as a bowler was that of WG Grace - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle only wrote occasionally about the game. His most famous cricketing story was "Spedegue's Dropper", about an asthmatic schoolteacher who practised his underarm bowling by lobbing a ball underarm over a rope hitched to two tall trees. He was summoned from village cricket to an Ashes decider and - you've guessed it - won the match. Thomas Spedegue was carried shoulder-high from the field, but was told to retire immediately by his doctors.

Warwick Todd
The wonders of Photoshop allowed the fictional Australian cricketer Warwick Todd to be inserted into numerous photos in a series of bestselling spoof diaries a few years ago. Todd, complete with obligatory droopy moustache and an insatiable taste for ice-cold beer, is the creation of the Aussie comedy actor Tom Gleisner. The third book, Warwick Todd Goes the Tonk, is proudly advertised as being "without a foreword by Richie Benaud".

The fictional bully of Tom Brown's Schooldays enjoyed a lengthy comeback in the detailed historical novels of George McDonald Fraser. In these gripping yarns Harry Flashman remains a coward and a cad - but also, especially in Flashman's Lady (1977), exhibits an aptitude for cricket: he takes a hat-trick at Lord's for a team of Rugby old boys, and gets drawn into dealings with a shady bookmaker.

Dave Podmore
A fictional cricketer with a lap-dancer wife and a psychotic dog, Dave Podmore (Leicestershire and England) was the invention of Christopher Douglas, Andrew Nickolds and Nick Newman, and his hilarious adventures first appeared in the Guardian newspaper, before being turned into books and a radio series. Pod's highest Test score was 4 (an edge through the slips against Sri Lanka), while probably his proudest moment was being appointed as Australia's sledging coach before an Ashes series.

Doctor Who
Television's most famous time traveller sported - in his fifth incarnation - a cricket sweater. Peter Davison, who played the Doctor at the time, claimed this was his idea, after the producers asked for an item of clothing that suggested action and eccentricity. In one episode the Doctor spoils a cricket match by coming on to bowl with great success, and in another the cricket ball he permanently carried in his voluminous coat pockets saves his life: in a zero-gravity situation he throws it against a spaceship and catches the rebound, and the impetus takes him safely back to the Tardis (don't try this at home).

Sherlock Holmes
Arthur Conan Doyle's famously ascetic detective had little time for team sports such as cricket - but many people claim that his name derives from a combination of two Nottinghamshire players, Mordecai Sherwin and Frank Shacklock ("c Sherwin b Shacklock" was a fairly regular scorecard entry in the late 19th century). And Holmes' even cleverer brother is generally held to be named after another cricketer, the Derbyshire fast bowler William Mycroft.

Steven Lynch is the editor of the Wisden Guide to International Cricket 2012

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  • Will on November 8, 2012, 13:15 GMT

    Does anyone else remember "Johnny Gillard, Australian Crack Batsman" from the UK boys' comic, "The Victor"? Wanting to help out a friend on the first day of an Ashes series, scored 195* by lunch, then got out first ball. Seemed very odd having England trounced in a British boys' comic!

  • Dummy4 on November 7, 2012, 0:29 GMT

    How can you miss out the immortal Chung, sidekick of the Wolf of Kabul (Bill Samson), whose skill with the cricket bat (clicky-ba) saved the pair on many an occasion. Admittedly it was usually heads that were struck rather than the leather ball - but who hasn't been tempted to make use of the willow in that fashion on at least one occasion...

  • Chris on November 7, 2012, 0:14 GMT

    I seem to recall that in one of the episodes of the 70`s television series based on the Raffles stories, Raffles, in between burglaries, managing to score a century in an Ashes test.

  • Kim on November 6, 2012, 3:03 GMT

    As I recall, Peter Wimsey in the Dorothy Sayers detective novels was a cricket of some ability; a good late cut, and fine arm from the boundary. And perhaps its cheating but Ted Dexter coauthored an OK murder story ("Testkill") organised around a fictional australia-england ashes test. I suspect there are many more


  • Simon on November 5, 2012, 23:32 GMT

    Cannot believe Arthur Dent is not referred to here. In 'Life, The Universe, and Everything' he bowls a ball at Lords, nearly destroying the world in the process.

  • Tony on November 5, 2012, 20:58 GMT

    There was a cricket match in an episode of Dad's Army guest starring F.S.Trueman.

    Chariots of Fire (Derek Pringle's finest hour :-)) had an indoor cricket match.

    I can't see why "Netherland" was so acclaimed, it is the worst cricket book I have ever read.

  • Dummy4 on November 5, 2012, 20:02 GMT

    I can not believe no one mentions Teddy Lester, certainly the fictional character that ignited my love for the game. Recommended reading " Teddy Lester Captain of Cricket"

  • Johnathon on November 5, 2012, 19:45 GMT

    What about that guy from Lagaan?

  • George on November 5, 2012, 19:20 GMT

    I'm fairly sure that Tom Baker's Dr Who (the one preceding Peter Davison) played a cricket match & took several wickets with a passable impersonation of Bob Willis (they shared a similar hairstyle after all!)

  • Dummy4 on November 5, 2012, 18:50 GMT

    The fifth Doctor donned his Cricket gear in Castrovalva and performed his space stunt in Four to Doomsday. Three stories later, in Black Orchid, he participates in a Cricket Match. On both occasions he bowls right arm.....

    .... which is a little odd because years earlier in The Ark In Space the fourth Doctor claimed to have taken 5 wickets for NSW bowling Chinamen!

    For completeness sake we should point out that the Tardis visits a cricket match in 1966's The Dalek Masterplan episode 8, an incident which seems very similar to the Sofa at the Cricket match from Douglas Adams' Life, The Universe and Everything..... which is in turn a recycled Doctor Who film story that Douglas wrote called Doctor Who and the Kricket Men

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