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As if the music after every 4, 6 and wicket wasn't bad enough, the IPL now gets players to form a Conga line at the end, led by the Man of the Match. (Dr Nick Meakin, UK)
"Sorry Chris, the Nokia guys paid me to do this. 'Connecting People' thing, you see." (Muhid Zakaria, Pakistan)
"Whaddya mean I'm too heavy for a piggyback?" (Ash, UK)
"Ha! I've found the "EXPRESSIONS-ON" button just here." (Gokul Sundar, India)
Jacques Kallis is trying to cover Gayle's "Purple Patch". (Suraj, UAE)
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