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Mickey Arthur has got Twitter in a tizzy today

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"'If you want feedback listen to Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner. I'm off to the nets' - things the Dog Ate My Homework 4 wished they'd said..."
Former England batsman Mark Butcher on how the sacked Australian players should have responded to Mickey Arthur

"Mickey Arthur: 'This is a line in the sand.' It's called a crease. Behind it are are three poles: they're called stumps ... #laughingstock"
Australian journalist Greg Baum on the coach's standards of discipline

"I want views of Chappelli, DK Lillee and Rod Marsh on punishments for not doing homework. This feels like a seminal moment in Aus manliness."
The National's Osman Samiuddin says aloud what everyone else is thinking

"On a positive note Ed Cowans presentation has just been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize"
Damien Fleming, the former Australia fast bowler, looks at the silver lining

"John Inverarity was my high school headmaster. Not once did he threaten to drop me for not doing homework during my 5 years at Hale. #Legend"
Inside info from allrounder Theo Doropoulos

"Even bigger story @scgmacgill I'm batting 5 next test !!! iPad charged up PowerPoint done"
Former Australia batsman Damien Martyn thinks he qualifies for today's Aussie team

"Bowl better,Bat better, Catch better,communicate better... Just bloody play better.... I am now available for Selection of Australia..!!!!!"
And so does Michael Vaughan

"Amazing 4 Aussie players banned for not doing homework , I thought letting them play in the next test would be punishment enough #3-0india"
Can't blame Andrew Flintoff from having a laugh at the sacked Aussies' plight

"Not really up on modern text speak, but gather that ROFL might be appropriateā€¦"
BBC's Jonathan Agnew sums up the general mood

"At least NZ'ers get in trouble for having some proper fun (read: not fun, against team protocols, naughty boys) No homework, ha"
A trans-Tasman dig from former New Zealand fast bowler Iain O'Brien

"Kiwis learning Mike Hesson not such a bad option after all...."
And another from @Innobystander

"The only thing that would explain Mickey Arthur is if Ashton Kutcher jumped out of a locker with a camera crew. #punk'dthemovie"
@ScottyCummins_ wishes it was a reality series

"Reasons for dropping Test cricketers: 1. Texting a South African, 2. Not texting a South African."
@tickerscricket pithily defines modern-day cricket management

"Four Australians axed from the next Test for lack of texting. This must be very confusing for poor Kevin Pietersen."
What's with cricketers and texting? @pavilionopinion wonders

"Oh, so that's what the fifth day of a Test is for? The paperwork."
Wil_Anderson on when to do your homework

"For those asking about my test team. J K Rowling is not injured but rather being rested as part of our ongoing rotation policy"
@Specialgrant digs up other comical Australian management theory

"In Shane Watson's defence one other time he filled out paperwork and got a paper-cut and missed six months of cricket."
@bretteppa draws up Watto's excuse

"A rare day when a patient Test 190 by Ashraful is the 2nd most unbelievable event in the Test world"
A dose of perspective from @Sriram_S

Tell us what you think. Send us your feedback

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Comments: 48 
Posted by ToTellUTheTruth on (March 14, 2013, 18:35 GMT)

"Reasons for dropping Test cricketers: 1. Texting a South African, 2. Not texting a South African." @tickerscricket pithily defines modern-day cricket management

"Four Australians axed from the next Test for lack of texting. This must be very confusing for poor Kevin Pietersen." What's with cricketers and texting? @pavilionopinion wonders

"Oh, so that's what the fifth day of a Test is for? The paperwork." Wil_Anderson on when to do your homework

"In Shane Watson's defence one other time he filled out paperwork and got a paper-cut and missed six months of cricket." @bretteppa draws up Watto's excuse

"A rare day when a patient Test 190 by Ashraful is the 2nd most unbelievable event in the Test world" A dose of perspective from @Sriram_S

Hahahahahhahahah!!!! ROFL!!!ROFL!!!ROFL!!!!

Posted by Sportler on (March 13, 2013, 17:11 GMT)

Management have run out of ideas, so need the players to do their (the managements) job for them, then again the management are probably wishing they could go out and do the players jobs - simples select yourselves (and see first hand the problems).

Posted by ashlatchem on (March 13, 2013, 4:52 GMT)

Best tweet not yet written - It's elementary my dear Watson...

Posted by unclelen on (March 12, 2013, 19:18 GMT)

@TheBigBoodha You are being sarky right? Making fun of England is 50% of an Aussie players career. What I want to know is, if the players don't do their homework again, will they get a letter to give to their parents?

Posted by   on (March 12, 2013, 9:05 GMT)

Michael Vaughan's points are spot on.The players are there to play cricket to the best of their abilities.Its the job the management , the coach and the captain to come up with ideas and tactics to win a match.What a farce.

Posted by   on (March 12, 2013, 6:39 GMT)

honestly, this is an Aussie mindgame. All 3 will feature in the next test this: a) keeps pressure off the players and makes the coach take flak b) throws off the indians as they havent prepared for the 3 key players c) is helped by the fact that Watson was leaving on paternal leave anyways, so that adds more credence to the mind game

Well played pup

Posted by   on (March 12, 2013, 5:36 GMT)

Tonight's Assignment for Australian Cricket Leadership Group - read the Argus Review and attempt to implement some of its recommendations!

Posted by   on (March 12, 2013, 5:27 GMT)

A famous proverb I once heard: Don't learn how to fight when the war has started. What that means is prepare before you come to India, not do nothing and hope for the best once you are here.

Perhaps Mr. Mickey Arthur should take a leaf out of Mr. Miyagi's manual to train them by asking them to do other menial chores so that their bodies become better suited for playing cricket the way Miyagi helped Daniel learn Karate.

Posted by TheBigBoodha on (March 12, 2013, 3:42 GMT)

I find Michael Vaughn's comments to be of very low class for a former test captain. Can you imagine Taylor, Waugh, Ponting or Border publicly ridiculing the England team at every opportunity? But there seem to be quite a few like him in those parts, judging by what goes on around here.

Posted by yuvi_fan on (March 11, 2013, 19:31 GMT)

We all know what the 4 players recommendations would be now: 1. Sack the coach 2. Sack the captain 3. Make Watson the caption

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