"Australian cricket, or 'Cricket Australia' as they prefer to be known, is doing everything possible to stamp out personality, character and individual thinking from the sport. And it's pathetic to watch. [They] are behaving like anally retentive librarians."

Neil Manthorp attacks Cricket Australia in the light of the decision to reprimand Brad Williams for his breathtaking comment that he bowls with "the wrong arm" (a reference to the numbe rof left-armers in the side)