Young Wisden - A New Fan's Guide To Cricket by Tim de Lisle (A&C Black;
£12.99; 128pp)

In terms of the untold and needless damage it has inspired publishers
to do to our oaks, poplars and jacarandas, cricket ranks second only
among sports to baseball. What amazes is that it has taken the yellow
bible 144 years to produce a Mini-Me expressly designed to glean new
disciples. Then again, given the game's traditional propensity for the
snotty and the snooty, maybe we should not be surprised at all.
Books of this ilk, aimed squarely at pre-teens, have been published for
decades, tossed out in several guises, formats and languages and
usually with a complete absence of wit or imagination. Much the best I
encountered as a boy was The Observer's Book of Cricket, purportedly by
my old agency boss Reg Hayter but in reality a neat, wide-ranging,
words-led pocketbook assembled by up-and-comers such as Alan Lee and
Paul Weaver.
Rival efforts tended to be high on visuals and patronising
pronouncements, low on fibre and nutrition. Until now, anything
approaching the ideal combination of narrative, illustration,
information, entertainment and tone has been elusive. On behalf of
pre-teens pretty much everywhere this side of Central Greenland,
therefore, endless thank-yous to Tim de Lisle and his estimable team of
consultants and advisers, notably Daniel de Lisle, his own son.
The keys to any such venture are passion, breadth and freshness: all
are proudly present and correct. While clearly a British-oriented
product, virtually all of cricket life is here: laws and technique,
history and current national form, broadcasting tips from Richie B,
memorable sledges from Sir Ian B and Virender S, how to read a
scorecard and unravel the lingo.
Best of all is the primer on how to
enjoy a game in the flesh: there's advice on how to obtain a ticket,
"Moments To Go For A Wander" (when Matthew Hoggard is batting and after
the first 20 overs of an ODI) and "Moments To Pay Attention" ("at the
start", "straight after lunch, tea or drinks", "after 80 overs in a
Test", "when the tailenders come in", "when KP comes in" and "when
Monty Panesar bowls").
In "telling a story at regular intervals", the author drew inspiration,
he admits, from the mega-selling The Dangerous Book For Boys. A
worthwhile crib. Bradman ("the best batsman ever"), Flintoff ("from fat
lad to heavyweight champion"), Tendulkar ("cricket's biggest star") and
Warne ("from beach bum to legend") are all sketched adroitly, though
the occasional sanitisation, while understandable, may jar more than it
would have done 30 years ago.
This is the book the game has needed for far too long. It is also a priceless example of dumbing-up. Buy it for someone you want to
infect
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Then there are the statistics, which did so much to tickle my own
infant fancy but are seldom if ever accompanied by a translation for
the uninitiated. There are only three individual categories here - for
economy-rate and batting and bowling strike-rate. What turns the routine
and familiar into revealing insights is the succinct explanation that
follows. In one judiciously-selected table, after Shahid Afridi's Test
strike-rate of 86.13 ("fastest scorer ever") comes Adam Gilchrist's
82.29 ("amazing for a long career"), Virender Sehwag's 75.75 ("hot
stuff for an opener") and Kevin Pietersen's 66.77 ("world's fastest
middle-order batsman"). Perfect.
Unsurprisingly, lists dominate, but it is the snooks cocked at
convention and received wisdom that appeal, however profoundly one
might disagree with, say, a selection of the greatest player from each
country that prefers Richards to Sobers, or a wicketkeeping roll-call
that excludes Ian Healy. Six "Great Grounds" are proffered, but no
Adelaide or Worcester: de Lisle's choices are Lord's, the MCG,
Kensington Oval, Eden Gardens, Newlands and Pukekura Park, the
paradisical parkside venue used in the Tom Cruise movie The Last
Samurai (and no, I didn't know that last bit until I read it on page
85).
As is his prerogative, the author selects his current World XI
(Flintoff instead of Kallis maintains the contrariness quota) but
infinitely more valuable, for beginners, is the preceding rationale for
why Australia drubbed the all-star, theoretically all-dancing Rest of
the World XI in 2005: "They had the wrong captain (Graeme Smith of
South Africa, still learning the trade), too little time to practise
together, and two opening bowlers (Flintoff and Steve Harmison) who had
just won the Ashes and needed to put their feet up."
Qualms and quibbles are mostly of the nit-picking variety. I can't
think of any seven-to-12-year-old I know deriving much from Henry Blofeld's
"fruity exuberance" besides extreme disbelief or utter incomprehension.
Another particularly welcome inclusion, the 10 recommended books - a
Playfair, a Wisden, a Reduced History, Brearley on captaincy, Haigh on
2005 - are refreshingly modern but a tad too Anglo-Aussie-centric. No
CLR James I can forgive - his prose would probably strike most
potential readers as old-hattish - but to have nothing at all on the
game in the Caribbean (a Lloyd or Richards biog, David Tossell's recent
Grovel!) seems remiss.
No matter. This is the book the game has needed for far too long. It is
also a priceless example of dumbing-up. Buy it for someone you want to
infect.
Rob Steen is a freelance writer and author of the Rob's Lobs blog on Cricinfo