My little nephew Ted, he's four years old, we played backyard cricket the other day. He came in with Bumrah's action, and the nightmare continued.
Mitchell Marsh tells a two-sentence horror story at the Australian Cricket Awards
I told him, just enjoy yourself because you only get 10,000 runs once in your life and some people don't get it at all.
Usman Khawaja helped put things in perspective for his batting partner Steve Smith in the Galle Test
Oh I'm a horse now?
Glenn Maxwell quips after an interviewer says "straight from the horse's mouth"
It was tough work. People were asking me "what's going on?" I'm being honest, I'm just getting Bumrah-ed
Usman Khawaja on the toughest bowler he's faced
He hasn't got mum to look after him as much around the boys.
Travis Head jokes about teenage opener Sam Konstas not wearing black shoes when the team met the Australian prime minister
Certainly won't be bringing that up with a man who's got 500 wickets.
Test debutant Beau Webster isn't planning to complain to Nathan Lyon about dropping a catch off his bowling
His finger's so hot, he's got to put it in a cup of ice - that's the running joke.
Australia captain Pat Cummins explains Travis Head's "finger in a hole" celebration after he dismissed Rishabh Pant in Melbourne
What was the plan to Rishabh Pant? Just get me on.
Travis Head on Australia's strategy to get rid of India's attacking keeper-batter
I've always felt like one of the younger guys, then seeing Sammy [Konstas] as a 19-year-old geeing up the crowd, I feel quite old.
Australia captain Pat Cummins realises he's been out-spring-chickened by Sam Konstas
Now that he's nudging 35, he's tired regardless.
Alyssa Healy on her whether she can tell how her husband Mitchell Starc's day on the field went by looking at him
I don't think much fazes the young kid. As we saw yesterday he was reverse-ramping [Jasprit] Bumrah and I was having a heart attack up in the box.
Steven Smith on 19-year-old debutant Sam Konstas' batting
I don't think I'm coming to the ground [on] Boxing Day if Scotty is not the XI
If you see Australia head coach Andrew McDonald at the MCG, you'll know if Scott Boland is replacing Josh Hazlewood for the Boxing Day Test
I'll look to keep targeting [Bumrah]. Hopefully he might come back on.
Test debutant Sam Konstas backs up his on-field take-down of one of the world's top bowlers with some fighting talk
Because his new name is Travis Headache. They are looking for balms in India
Ravi Shastri on the biggest pain India are facing on their tour of Australia
He's jumping in the ice bath, he's had a big week.
Pat Cummins says Nathan Lyon's taking care of himself after a strenuous Test, in which he bowled a solitary over.
I bowl faster than you, Harshit. I've got a long memory.
Mitchell Starc didn't appreciate his KKR team-mate's short balls to him in the Perth Test
I know there are conversations every summer whether he's found his hands or not. I can report that his hands have found their way to Perth, which is good.
Pat Cummins reassures the press that Steven Smith's hands have been located just in time for the first Test against India in Perth
Deleting a lot of apps and not reading any news has been a big one. It feels like every summer there is a circus about something and it is usually about the openers because Australian cricket wants another opener.
Matt Renshaw voiced his frustration with Australia's opener merry-go-round and not finding a spot in the Test squad
I've got to be honest, it sucks. You're facing the best bowlers every single time... it's a new ball too, so the margin for error becomes a little smaller.
Usman Khawaja is not a fan of opening in Tests
Good luck with the [Sydney] Thunder this year.
Australia captain Pat Cummins' response to David Warner's offer to open again in Tests just a few months after his international retirement