Media-trained response: Obviously the whole team will be pedalling even harder to support him on the next stage.
Media-trained response: Very much so we're looking to take the positives from this and focusing on doing the simple things well. Riding a bike isn't something you just forget how to do overnight: it's like riding a bike.
Media-trained response depends on whether we all like him or not.
Media-trained response: all make rude gestures behind his back.
Like making their Twitter accounts the best they can be, getting really good at shouting, and dishing out the best banter in the business.
Beards to be measured meticulously, jelly beans properly stored, nicknames to be carefully monitored for progress and effect.
Nobody to be allowed to write a book under any circumstances.
Jimmy to help team work on shouting at team-mates when they make a small mistake, Broady in charge of not walking even in case of a puncture. Swanny to do team video diary and lead banter. Kevin to be used as a bike rack.
Yellow for team leader, also yellow for Big Cheese, any South African riders to have special shirt made with a target on the back.
Really important. Focusing on putting hands up and coming to parties while giving 110% going forward to work hard. On a bike.
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