Dad's Army marches on
As India, led by Virender Sehwag, set about the bowling on day one of the first Test against England in Ahmedabad, Vic Marks, in the Guardian, envisaged the visiting captain, Alastair Cook, telling his men "Don't panic!"
Beforehand there was the suspicion that England were taking on a "Dad's Army" of a side. India have some senior citizens and the English optimists surmised that in their dotage some of them "don't like it up 'em", to borrow a phrase of Corporal Jones.
Somewhere in India - a textile mill in Ahmedabad or a tanning factory in Kanpur - there must have been a teaboy, new to the job, who got harried and bullied yesterday by excessive demands. But it is hard to think that anyone else in the country had a tougher first day in the office than Alastair Cook.
It is not being wise after the event to say that the pitch in Ahmedabad looked like a two-spinner surface and that England misread the conditions. They should have played Monty Panesar in this first Test.