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Beer with us

Australia's latest selection has opened up a can of worms or is it a can of...?

The way Australia are making their selections, Michael Beer is going to be picked soon enough. And when he does, there are going to be puns flying about like flies at the Gabba. We hope this list gives us a headstart

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If Beer succeeds

Ponting on a high after Beer success

Beer drunk on Ashes success

I've always been a fan of Beer, says Queen

I was rooting for Beer - Hauritz

'My mates told me to me to be chilled' - Beer

Bubbly Beer drinks in Ashes atmosphere

Beer chugs away without hiccups

Beer cools Pietersen's hot streak

Symonds reprimanded for night-out with Beer

Beer's flat deliveries befuddle Poms

Beer raises the bar

Beer and Bollinger make dangerous cocktail - Strauss

If Beer fails

Beer banned from Australian grounds

We'll have Beer for breakfast - Collingwood

Playing with Beer was always going to be dangerous, say former players

Aussies hammered on day one; Beer smashed around the park

Dispirited Aussies blame Beer

Ponting queasy after Beer debut

What Beer needs: A pint of luck

Beer selection reeks of Warne hangover

Beer draft was always a ridiculous idea - Neil Harvey

Beer left out in the cold after innings loss

Beer flops, Ponting froths

Shaken Beer spills three chances

'I shouldn't have bottled up all the pressure I felt' - Beer

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