Ravichandran Ashwarne
Tweet report for the World T20 game between India and South Africa
Cricketing weather gods again threatening Dhaka. Can understand the divine intervention yesterday, but today Samuels won't be batting. #wt20
— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) April 4, 2014
Since 2000, India have played 6 ICC Semi Finals & won them all & SA have played 6 ICC SFs & lost them all. (Via: @SeerviBharath) #WT20
— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) April 4, 2014
Perhaps our most cherished stat in any sport; South Africa have never won in a knockout stage of a World Cup. Now that's consistency #wt20
— 51allout (@51allout) April 4, 2014
Dhoni plays FIFA. We are all set for a Bopara v Dhoni FIFA special aren't we? Stream it live on YouTube.
— Sim Mahon (@SimUKCricket) April 4, 2014
Just had to do a double take after reading Cricinfo headline, "Bhuvneshwar nips out de Kock early"
— Simon Wilde (@swildecricket) April 4, 2014
Amla Weak Zone. Please. The very concept is offensive.
— Dave Tickner (@tickerscricket) April 4, 2014
Well time shot. Amlamazing.
— Burton DeWitt (@bsd987) April 4, 2014
Amla moves about in the crease just like I used to ... in Brian Lara Cricket '98. #WT20 #SavInd
— Liam Brickhill (@Gomorezvidinha) April 4, 2014
Amla's strong zone is batting in cricket matches. #wt20
— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) April 4, 2014
...and on the seventh day God created Amla...#IndvSA #WT20
— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) April 4, 2014
Awful Indian fielding. Nasser on commentary. Ravi Shastri cracks his knuckles just as a friendly warning... #wt20
— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) April 4, 2014
You forgot Ishant Sharma? RT @coolfunnytshirt Mohit Sharma seems to be the Rohit Sharma of bowlers. #IndvsSA
— Rajarshi Dutta (@RD_justRD) April 4, 2014
Rash > Hash
— Monish (@Crownish) April 4, 2014
Why MSD didn't bring Ashwin earlier on will remain as much of a mystery as Ashwin's mystery ball itself. #wt20 #saVind
— Mohan Krishnamoorthy (@mohank) April 4, 2014
T20 Ball of the Century from Ashwin. #baffling #dhonisgotoman
— Adam Gilchrist (@gilly381) April 4, 2014
Tons of finishers to come, but before you know it this innings will be ... Er, finished!
— Rob Houwing (@RobHouwing) April 4, 2014
Duminy is on strike, by which I mean he is refusing to work #INDvSA #WT20
— Colin Fry (@colinfry666) April 4, 2014
Faf du Plessix.
— Burton DeWitt (@bsd987) April 4, 2014
Mishra may well be the ultimate mystery spinner. In that it's a mystery how someone who looks like a postal worker can get a gig #wt20
— 51allout (@51allout) April 4, 2014
A. Mishra is in his anagram avatar today, i.e. that of I. Sharma
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) April 4, 2014
@congusmaximus but more importantly, not have to play sri lanka
— Mohan Krishnamoorthy (@mohank) April 4, 2014
Ravi Ashwarne back into the attack...
— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) April 4, 2014
This tournament has raised the bar for comedy dismissals.
— Dave Tickner (@tickerscricket) April 4, 2014
Faf du Plessis weak zone: Armpit #wt20
— Ali Martin (@Cricket_Ali) April 4, 2014
AB has his own batting manual that is not MCC approved.....
— Khanyiso Tshwaku (@kaymorizm) April 4, 2014
One over too many after the one over that was too many?
— Sim Mahon (@SimUKCricket) April 4, 2014
@AltCricket little bit concerned about the 71% that voted yes. Unless they meant all the way back home #hupholland pic.twitter.com/TldmyLSg2v
— Pieter Malan (@pieterm87) April 4, 2014
That wasnt even in arc. Still out of park. #MillerPower
— Mazher Arshad (@cricket_U) April 4, 2014
joginder….ishant…rohit…mohit…dhoni trusts his sharmas #wt20
— Gaurav Kalra (@gauravkalra75) April 4, 2014
Prediction: India will be 17/7 after 4.4 overs when rain comes.
— Burton DeWitt (@bsd987) April 4, 2014
Tahir busy applying Make-up. FFS... knew we shouldn't have left him with Shane Warne yesterday.
— Quinton not de Kock (@notdekock) April 4, 2014
Not opening with Dale Steyn is like employing Katie Price at a lingerie store and making her work in the back office. #IndvSA #WT20
— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) April 4, 2014
Rohit is much like Gayle! He can either wake up at 5 AM in the morning or stay in the bed even at 11 AM...Early today! #WorldT20 #INDvsSA
— Kishore (@nath_kishore) April 4, 2014
I thought I was having a bad hair day til I saw Tahir, Steyn, Parnell & Hendricks rock up like second-hand Rihanna impersonators. #INDvSA
— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 4, 2014
Looks like this SA team got a bulk discount with a local hairdresser and still didn't pay. A few angry hair cuts out there. #wt20 #saVind
— Mohan Krishnamoorthy (@mohank) April 4, 2014
Beuran Hendricks should have donated some of his hair to AB de Villiers. #INDvSA
— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 4, 2014
only rohit sharma can get out to such a pretty shot #wt20
— Gaurav Kalra (@gauravkalra75) April 4, 2014
Great J.Srinath impersonation there by Sharma.
— Anand Ramachandran (@bigfatphoenix) April 4, 2014
Brilliant hit. Six distance : 10m.
— Praveen K (@pravunplugged) April 4, 2014
We see now where Dernbach got it wrong. It isn't shit tattoos, but rather a shit haircut that makes for an effective T20 bowler #wt20
— 51allout (@51allout) April 4, 2014
That shot from Rohit Sharma mirrored Hendricks' hair style. Goes straight up, comes straight down and looks plain ugly.
— Tony Sebastian (@notytony) April 4, 2014
That kind of hairstyle can disCOMBbobulate anybody
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) April 4, 2014
Shane Warne criticizing haircuts is like Rohit Sharma criticizing soft dismissals. #INDvSA
— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 4, 2014
The SA team clearly did not want to have their collective bad hair day on match day. #wt20 #saVind
— Mohan Krishnamoorthy (@mohank) April 4, 2014
Was Morne not picked cos he refused to have the bowlers haircut? #teamethics #wt20 #indvsa
— Innocent Bystander (@InnoBystander) April 4, 2014
We think we've discovered a new definition for desperation. It's putting all your faith in Imran Tahir somehow winning you the game #wt20
— 51allout (@51allout) April 4, 2014
South Africa leaving it late to choke this time. At this rate they will run out of time and end up winning #ICCWORLDT20 #INDvsSA
— Harisankar Menon (@Nonemraknasirah) April 4, 2014
This match is a fight between South Africa and the inevitability of a India v Sri Lanka match every 10 days.
— Tony Sebastian (@notytony) April 4, 2014
Kohli averaging just 237 vs off spinners since 2012.
— Peter Miller (@TheCricketGeek) April 4, 2014
That Kohli pull shot was as ridiculously fun as Lil Wayne lyrics.
— karachikhatmal (@karachikhatmal) April 4, 2014
Hendricks about 15mph too slow to bang it in half way down to Kohli
— Peter Miller (@TheCricketGeek) April 4, 2014
You knew atleast one more wicket would fall cos expecting RCB pair to finish things off is hahahaha
— Monish (@Crownish) April 4, 2014
Dhoni says there is no platform. Need to wait until 19th over
— Peter Miller (@TheCricketGeek) April 4, 2014
Raina? Great Stuart Broad impersonation from Dhoni there.
— Anand Ramachandran (@bigfatphoenix) April 4, 2014
Steyn bowling. Kohli batting. A place in the #WT20 final up for grabs. This is why we watch cricket! #IndvSA
— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) April 4, 2014
Hi Sachin, lock up your records. Kohli is coming for them.
— Peter Miller (@TheCricketGeek) April 4, 2014
One day, one day the Proteas will discover a thing called a yorker, and all will go well.
— TheBounce (@followthebounce) April 4, 2014
Raina's innings was like Kejriwal's tenure as Delhi CM.
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) April 4, 2014
When do we see a "Kohli" painted Indian fan?
— Iain O'Brien (@iainobrien) April 4, 2014
India in ICC Semi-Finals since 2000: W W W W W W W South Africa in ICC Semi-Finals since 2000: L L L L L L L #IndvSA #WT20
— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) April 4, 2014
India chase scores better than a single Shane Warne #wt20
— Sportbilly (@sportbillysays) April 4, 2014
SA have now lost 9 out of 10 semi-finals they've played in. You know how many Zimbabwe have lost? NONE.
— Liam Brickhill (@Gomorezvidinha) April 4, 2014
If Mike Hussey is Mr. Cricket, I am pretty sure now that Virat Kohli is Dr. Cricket..
— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) April 4, 2014
World's best chasers: -Leopards -Soda water -Virat Kohli. #wt20
— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) April 4, 2014
Every girl on twitter wants to marry Kohli now. Where were you when Lakshmipathy Balaji & Joginder Sharma won us matches?
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) April 4, 2014
Death, taxes, and India v SL
— Ramesh (@rameshnat27) April 4, 2014
If it is April, it must be Ind v SL in a cricket World event final #wt20 #worldcup2011 #INDvSL
— Hemant Buch (@hemantbuch) April 4, 2014
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