May 17, 2012

I long for white flannel-wearing Velociraptors

According to the recent BBC series The 70’s, my formative years were played out in a country enjoying an enormous Space Hopper bounce forward in socio-economic progress

According to the recent BBC series The 70’s, my formative years were played out in a country enjoying an enormous Space Hopper bounce forward in socio-economic progress. A kind of Generation Game era second enlightenment that gave us anti-discrimination legislation, foreign holidays for the masses and Brut’s ‘Splash it all over’ campaign inventing the metrosexual man. I can’t say that it made much of an impression on me at the time. My childhood memories have more clarity about TISWAS, my uncle’s Reliant Robin and the weird kid at junior school who liked to pretend he was a cat.

But I also remember Sunday afternoons spent watching cricket on TV with my grandfather. And there I witnessed one of the true highlights of the 1970’s - the heyday of the county cricket overseas player. The proper overseas pro, I mean. The mutton chop sporting, chain smoking, barmaid chasing, wake up with a hangover in the penguin enclosure at Flamingo Land but still manage to put in a match winning performance, global superstar. I miss those guys. They rampaged through the county circuit like white flannel-wearing Velociraptors.

Not quite the same now is it? Take Somerset. Once they could rely on Viv Richards and Joel Garner turning up in time for the first game of the season, then spending all summer as fixtures at Taunton. Year in, year out, there they’d be; winning games, making friends, part of the furniture. Till they got booted out, anyway.

This year Somerset have Vernon Philander for the early part of the summer. A bowler who comes with a remarkable record in Test matches, as well as a note from Cricket South Africa excusing him from overly vigorous activity during PE lessons and a private hospital room on standby 24/7 in case he gets a nasty paper cut.

Sometimes it is hard to believe we are just 14 years on from Courtney Walsh bowling 774 overs during a season for Gloucestershire before taking 48 wickets in eight Tests the following winter. That is a 6ft 6insle, right there, in the modern international coach’s insistence that playing county cricket gives Test bowlers the cooties.

But South Africa’s desire to wrap Philander up in cotton wool is just part of the nightmare counties now face in acquiring quality overseas players. Just look at Somerset’s attempts to recruit for their Twenty20 campaign, which has been even more problematic. Their initial signing, Chris Gayle, looked a great piece of business given he is so experienced in the format it's impossible to imagine a Twenty20 game taking place without him. Try it. I’m imagining an England v South Africa match right now and Stuart Broad is rocking a suspiciously funky hairstyle. Yeah, in my mind’s eye he’s just hit a six; that’s definitely not an England player, it’s Chris Gayle.

Well, imaginary sixes will have to do for Somerset this summer as Gayle has somehow patched up his differences with the West Indies Cricket Board and his replacement, Faf du Plessis, has just been ruled out after selection for a South African A series helpfully scheduled slap bang in the middle of the English season.

And thereby hangs the problem. The English season no longer exists in a bubble. It’s not just the IPL that has belly-flopped all over the championship. Every single Test nation has international matches scheduled during the coming four months. Add in the various touring A sides and an U-19 World Cup being played in Australia throughout August and it is little wonder that the best players are only available for a fragment of the English season.

That makes the recruitment of an overseas pro one of the biggest headaches for a county coach. They are left with the choice of either creating a patchwork quilt out of current Test players, plumping for an up and coming talent who could become a surprise tour selection should he show enough form playing for you, or, increasingly, go for a proven cricketer who has given up on, or has no chance of, an international career.

That is why so many counties have gone down the Kolpak route. It’s often the only way of bringing in an experienced pro who will be consistently available for team selection in the same way as the overseas stars of the 70’s and 80’s.

We have to accept that the days of the overseas Test star who becomes part of the fabric of a county are gone. It’s only Kolpaks that can provide that kind of long term commitment. They might not be of the same quality as a Mike Procter or a Gordon Greenidge but unless the ICC start trimming the future tours programme it might be time we stop viewing Kolpaks as mercenaries blocking the progress of young English talent and accept that in reasonable numbers they perform the same role as the overseas stars of the past. Unless you’re the penguin keeper at Flamingo Land, that’s got to be welcome news.

Kenny Shovel has never sat in a press box or charged a match programme to expenses

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  • testli5504537 on August 29, 2012, 12:52 GMT

    It should be pointed out that until the Packer revolution in the late 1970s Australian players were considered amateurs by their board and as such they needed the cricket board's permission to play county cricket. When Keith Miller wanted to play professionally in England in the 1950s he was told it would prevent him playing for Australia ever again. One of Ian Chappell's big grievances against the Australian board was its refusal to allow him to play county cricket and I assume that judgement extended to other players too. Hence the lack of Aussies until the 1980s.

    The Australian Cricket Board used to treat their players appallingly and went out its way to prevent its players from making a living from the game. This was the main reason Packer was so successful in signing up all the best players.

  • testli5504537 on August 10, 2012, 11:33 GMT

    I think everyone is forgetting that Javed Miandad became the Prince of Glamorgan and to this day has been given almost Welsh Citizenship, playing probably the greatest inning of all time on a square turner scoring 214n.o. and the second highest score in that match was 18 runs. In fact 2nd highest was extras in both innings.

  • testli5504537 on June 14, 2012, 10:31 GMT


    Greg Chappell played a couple of seasons for Somerset in the late 60's. There might be other examples but in general Australian players didn't really come over in numbers until much later.

    As you probably know, Sachin Tendulkar was Yorkshire's first official overseas player in 1992, although Craig McDermott was originaly signed that year before he dropped out with injury.

    Worth noting that Gary Sobers also played for Yorkshire during the mid 60's. The club were touring the West Indies and asked Sobers if he would play in some of the matches. He agreed on the condition he played for the White Rose.

    One of the scorecards from that tour is here:

    You'll see that Sobers put on a match winning stand with Geoff Boycott before bowling out the opposition with his new ball partner Fred Trueman!

  • testli5504537 on June 14, 2012, 6:02 GMT

    ....and folks, correct me if I am wrong but

    1. there were no Aussies in County Cricket in the 60s and 70s (not counting Bill Alley & Ken Grieves)


    2. Yorkshire was the only County which refused to have an Overseas player.


  • testli5504537 on June 13, 2012, 7:49 GMT

    Not to mention Malcolm Marshall, Asif Iqbal, John Shepherd, Vincent Ven Der Bijl, Garth Le Roux, Ken McEwan, Wayne Daniel,

  • testli5504537 on June 5, 2012, 2:30 GMT

    Hey Phil,

    ....and we both left out Imran Khan !!

  • testli5504537 on May 30, 2012, 10:33 GMT

    Pervez - and how about Turner, Boyce, Julien, Holding, Roberts, Croft, Hadlee, Rice - some names there. It was a privilege to watch Sobers.

    There were also players from countries which didn't play Test cricket in those days - Clive Inman and Stanley Jayasinghe at Leicester, Bruce Davison.

    The best of the lot was Viv Richards - came over to play for Somerset for little more than beer money and within a couple of years had started a glittering career.

  • testli5504537 on May 23, 2012, 22:40 GMT

    Sadly County Cricket has been completely squeezed out by the relentless international schedule. Only five years ago it was possible to watch Shane Warne bowling hundreds of overs for Hampshire with the likes of Dravid (Kent) and Laxman (Notts and Lancashire) batting against him and Glenn McGrath bowling for Worcester for a season or two up to 2005. There are occasional gems such as this week's Somerset v Durham fixture, but most of County Cricket is becoming faceless mediocrity, not helped by too many matches at the fag-ends of the season.

  • testli5504537 on May 22, 2012, 2:39 GMT

    the '70s were the heyday in County Cricket - the names just roll off the tongue - Engineer, Lloyd, Mushtaq, Sarfaraz, Sadiq, Zaheer, Procter, Richards (Barry & Viv), Greenidge, Kanhai, Kallicharan,Sobers... not forgetting the home grown variety - Roy Marshall, Livingstone, Bashrat Hasan, Billy Ibadulla, Headley, Bill Alley, P B Wight.....

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