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You got an MBE, right? For scoring seven at the Oval? That's embarrassing.
Shane Warne gives his verdict to Paul Collingwood after the England batsman's limited contribution to the 2005 Ashes.
You've got to bat in a minute Tuffers. Does hospital food suit you?
Aussie fast bowler Craig McDermott gives Phil Tufnell a taste of what's to come.
Don't bother shutting the gate, you'll be back soon.
English quick Fred Trueman to Australian batsmen as they left the Lord's Pavilion.
Hey Gatt - move out of the way. I can't see the stumps.
Legendary paceman Dennis Lillee takes aim at the more portly Mike Gatting.
At least I'm the best player in my family.
English bowler Jimmy Ormond bites back at Mark Waugh's suggestion he wasn't good enough for international cricket.
Keep the banter coming with our pick of some of the best Ashes moments. This Test let's take another look at The Ball of the Century. Shane Warne burst into Ashes folklore with a magic ball, ripping past Mike Gatting's edge to knock the top of off stump. Can you think of a better (or worse) moment? Tweet us #ashesbanter to join in, and come back for the next Test when we'll turn our gaze on another bit of cricket history.
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