You got an MBE, right? For scoring seven at the Oval? That's embarrassing.

Shane Warne gives his verdict to Paul Collingwood after the England batsman's limited contribution to the 2005 Ashes.

You've got to bat in a minute Tuffers. Does hospital food suit you?

Aussie fast bowler Craig McDermott gives Phil Tufnell a taste of what's to come.

Don't bother shutting the gate, you'll be back soon.

English quick Fred Trueman to Australian batsmen as they left the Lord's Pavilion.

Hey Gatt - move out of the way. I can't see the stumps.

Legendary paceman Dennis Lillee takes aim at the more portly Mike Gatting.

At least I'm the best player in my family.

English bowler Jimmy Ormond bites back at Mark Waugh's suggestion he wasn't good enough for international cricket.