Twenty20 has got faster, the MCG has got bigger, and commentators have become scientifically challenged

Tubs, Slats, Heals and Gilly's axis of machismo would no doubt be in admiration of Afridi's all-male way of ball-tampering

 

Adolescent cricket with the ridiculous shots and the irritating antics of senior cricket, and Nick Knight thrown in for good measure

You don't watch India-Bangladesh to find out who is going to win like you don't listen to Virender Sehwag if you're looking for a crash course in diplomacy

Collingwood, Bollinger, Siddle and Co, so in your face you can see their pores

Stroppy reactions to allegations, tantrums on the balcony – welcome to the toy-tossing session

Prepare for an edge-of-the-seat final in Dhaka and for a Pakistani win in Tasmania

Defiant English rock

So Stuart Broad is the beneficiary of the darkest nepotism, is he

 

Cricketers as objects of worship

 

Lets jazz up the UDRS

 

From the comfort of his sofa, Andrew Hughes waves an irate fist in the direction of the UDRS