Jarrod Kimber

"Pat Cummings is coming on to bowl," said the Essex ground announcer.

In an Edinburgh hotel room I watched Mohammad Amir make 73 batting at No

Mysteries get solved in an hour on TV

West Indies cricket has been playing a nauseating film noir movie on loop for over a decade now

Shane Shillingford is bowling for the West Indies in this Test .

I once mindlessly suggested to my father that it was a shame to see the Windies struggling

America gets to vote on whether they want to be run by a Mormon with a cricketer’s name or a guy some of their country is convinced is a socialist traitor in waiting

A café near my place is shutting down

I worked for a cult once.

The first time I saw Matthew Wade keep he was horrible

Ottis Gibson wakes up and knows something is wrong

A cricket match starts at 5pm

The last day of a Test Match is often like a town that has lost its main industry

Angelo Mathews hasn’t convinced me he’s a Test No

Cricket is one of the few sports on earth that relies heavily on a non-humanoid living organism to shape the outcome of the game

Watching England win Tests had up until recently become my profession

Blogging is a terrible word

Doug Bracewell hits a good length, Hashim Amla is a bit late on the drive, Rob Nicol desperately lunges left, Martin Guptill claims the catch, Amla doesn’t move and the umpires refer the catch.

Genetic sexual attraction is as fancy way of saying that you’ve fallen in love with a relative

The ball was the perfect length to be sent into orbit.