'I'm certainly no Mr Miyagi'
Frank confessions of inadequacy and much else besides, in this fortnight's Twitter round-up

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Alex Hales has an enemy.
Kemar Roach is here to wipe away the confusion.
Darren Bravo fancies himself as a bit of a writer.
Kraigg Brathwaite has a revelation for us.
@K_Brathwaite
Paul Collingwood's not as quick as he was.
Chris Gayle wants to clear something up.
How's it going, Kemar?
@KemarAJR
What does Shaun Pollock have for us this week?
Apparently Shaun has a rival wise man in the form of Kemar Roach.
@KemarAJR
Who's their biggest fan? Steven Finn?
@thecompdog https://twitter.com/thecompdog/status/386893862910050304
@AlviroPetersen
Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer complaining about jet lag. Brett Lee hasn't even flown anywhere.
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket