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If "monkey" and "bastard" are considered to be insulting terms, perhaps the ICC should "compile a dictionary of words that are offensive to the modern cricketer, or his culture," questions John Benaud in his fine piece in today's Independent on
Will Luke
25-Feb-2013
If "monkey" and "bastard" are considered to be insulting terms, perhaps the ICC should "compile a dictionary of words that are offensive to the modern cricketer, or his culture," questions John Benaud in his fine piece in today's Independent on Sunday.
There was a time when the greatest insult to an Australian cricketer was to mention the phrase "no sheep in the top paddock". After the SCG Test the words "monkey" and "bastard" are apparently offensive. Speed and Co have a new challenge: compile a dictionary of words that are offensive to the modern cricketer, or his culture.
Before they make bigger asses of themselves they should recall the Collis King incident, Mount Smart Stadium, New Zealand, 1978. King, a most talented West Indian all-rounder then playing in World Series Cricket, took a terrible blow to the right groin and collapsed. The physio applied the magic "freeze" spray, but to no avail, and the stretcher arrived. This roused King, who looked down at his "magic-sprayed" groin, sat up abruptly and announced: "Jesus, I'm turning white; quick, spray me all over!"
Will Luke is assistant editor of ESPNcricinfo