IPL August 31, 2010

The fixing of England games

What's with the 18-year-olds of today

Friday, August 27th More IPL news, this time about the auction before last. I may not have entirely understood, but it seems that the big cheese at the Chennai Catastrophes attempted to rig the auction to ensure that he didn’t end up with Flintoff. The deal was that the yellows would make a pretend bid of $1.55m but would then graciously withdraw. But the plan went wrong and they were lumbered with the big man with the dodgy ankle. Understandably, Chennai were upset. I think that’s it.

I don’t really know, to be honest. I didn’t realise that auctions, let alone multi-million dollar auctions, were supposed to be the acme of transparency. This whole IPL business looks like one of those blazing rows in a soap opera that conceal an underlying heartache. Any minute now, someone will say, “It’s not about the auction, Lalit, you know it’s not about the auction!” I hope it’s some time soon, because this IPL stuff is like watching the business news. No, it’s duller.

Saturday, August 28th Pakistan have gone in the brain, says Nasser Hussain. Again. It isn’t an elegant phrase, but we know what he means. Still, as someone who enjoys reading about the golden age of cricket, it was lovely to see a re-enactment of Edwardian fielding including some gentlemanly ushering of the ball to the boundary, a marked reluctance to bend down and a dignified, patrician silence. Shabash, Kamran? No, okay then.

Sunday, August 29th I’m still in shock to be honest. Couldn’t even bring myself to turn on the television. Who cares about watching cricket? Unbelievable. The kind of thing that makes a man despair about civilisation, no, about humanity as a whole. What are we coming to when an 18-year-old can make a mistake like that, with their whole careers ahead of them? If I’d wanted anchovies on my pizza, I’d have ordered anchovies on my pizza. What is wrong with the youth of today? Give them a moped and a fancy crash helmet and they think they’ve made it.

Monday, August 30th A second man has been caught on tape, bragging about another spate of fixing dating back 20 years. He claimed to have fixed the results of 52 Test matches and 68 one-day internationals involving England between 1988 and 2000 and to have links with up to 189 English internationals. “You needed to know a lot of players in those days, because they kept changing them. No sooner had I groomed one fast bowler, than a new guy came in. I was always buying new address books.”

“I can’t believe we got away with it, to be honest. As time went on, we had to find more and more elaborate ways to lose, but the press never cottoned on. They kept saying it was cyclical, or blaming county cricket or calling for a new captain. The players were well up for it. Sometimes they collapsed without me even asking them to. Calm down, guys, I had to tell them, you can’t do it every game, someone will start asking questions. But they never did.”

Andrew Hughes is a writer currently based in England

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  • testli5504537 on September 2, 2010, 17:28 GMT

    This is shocking ! how can someone trust cricket anymore if the Eng team was accused of match-fixing for so long. For over 12 years - wow. I though it was only Ind and Pak and maybe SA. Still in shock !

  • testli5504537 on September 1, 2010, 10:22 GMT

    I don't think a top article like this should go comment-less. So let me say it again, when it comes to cricket-related humour, you, Andrew Hughes, are absolutely the best.

  • testli5504537 on September 1, 2010, 5:01 GMT

    "Sometimes they collapsed without me even asking them to. Calm down, guys, I had to tell them, you can’t do it every game, someone will start asking questions. But they never did"...... Super... :)

  • testli5504537 on August 31, 2010, 23:51 GMT

    Jeez the England Match fixing thing was a ripper mate...that was realll good..keep it up

  • testli5504537 on August 31, 2010, 20:34 GMT

    Lovely, Andrew. Loved the reference to England 1988-2000. But then you knew I would. ;-)

  • testli5504537 on August 31, 2010, 15:56 GMT

    I have no words to defend my national crickters, but I can not stop myself to express my feelings I am really disturb after this incident that why these players involved.

    I am really very much disappointed with the act of Amir specially because he has a bight future ahead of him and he has destroy with his own hands.

    others players like asif salman and akmal very ordinery players and already having lot of conflicts in their carreers and they destroy the future of young kid amir.

    I am very sorry amir, My symphathies was with you but you are your enemy and cheat the nation.

    let police what they will do with these players . we have to accept as a keen fan of cricket,

  • testli5504537 on August 31, 2010, 8:42 GMT

    Hi Andrew, this is stale. Too much of the same format and trying some mockery in a different format aint gonna work. Old wine in new bottle is old stuff. If I might make a suggestion, please try writing on some simple aspects of the game which not everyone knows about - for instance a dog invading a pitch stopping a local match - thats quite a good piece to write on.... You keep things straight and simple and watch the result..... This is just a suggestion that you might consider.... If the first paragraph was meant to evoke a smile, I am sorry...

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