Yusuf Pathan May 9, 2012

The problem with Yusuf

Fifty-one games in and I think it’s starting to get to me
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Fifty-one games in and I think it’s starting to get to me. There’s no milk in the fridge, I’ve missed at least three birthdays, I haven’t the foggiest idea what is going on in the US presidential election, and sometimes when I try to go to sleep I think I can hear the IPL trumpet taunting me in the distance. So on Tuesday I took a break from the goings-on in franchise land and took to my garden to contemplate the flowers.

It didn’t work. I soon noticed that the blue of the bluebells was exactly the same colour as Mumbai’s shirts and that the angry pigeon squawking in the oak tree sounded just like Harbhajan whenever his team takes a wicket. A straggly blackbird taking off from a statue of Aphrodite reminded me of Sourav’s hair, and when I divided the number of weeds in the hanging basket by the number of fence panels that were in need of repair, I ended up with Kolkata’s net run rate, which as we all know is 0.28 poorer than Delhi’s.

Wandering down to the end of the garden to clear my head, I came across a slightly overweight song thrush hopping about feebly in the undergrowth. It kept flapping its wings desperately but just didn’t have the skills. Not so clever now, are you, the other birds seemed to be twittering. Naturally I felt sympathy for the poor thing. And then I thought of Yusuf Pathan.

One season you’re perched up high where the view is lovely. Now and then you do your thing and everyone goes crazy. They preen you and feed you and you think this isn’t a bad way to live. But one day you get a little too close to the edge and slip. You flap your wings in vain as you plummet, beak over tail, to the ground, where the domesticated cat of fate pounces on you and bites off your career.

We all think that the bits-and-pieces player has it easy. Slog a few boundaries, bowl a few dobblers that commentators mistake for slower balls, get an IPL contract, sit on the bench whilst Gautam and Jacques bat, swap a joke or two with Wasim, and drink all the free hydrating soft drink that your bladder can hold.

But the bits-and-pieces player lives a fragile existence. Unlike the proper allrounder with two proper skills, you need both your half-skills to be working. If you take away Yusuf’s sixes, what you’re left with is an embarrassed-looking man who shuffles to the crease and flings down some rather limp offbreaks that don’t actually spin until they make contact with the stadium roof or the skull of a hapless bystander.

These days when Dermot and Danny read out the Kolkata team sheet, they place extra emphasis on Yusuf’s first initial. Y Pathan? Why indeed. But if the Knight Riders aren’t giving up on him, neither should he be. He should remember what got him to the top of the Twenty20 tree in the first place and go down swinging, with nothing on his mind other than marmalising every ball-shaped thing that comes near him. The question is, Yusuf, do you still believe you can fly?

Andrew Hughes is a writer currently based in England

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  • sharon on May 23, 2012, 4:06 GMT

    yusuf pathan not only have the belief he can fly...he have strtd flying when he is needed the most....and its just the beginning...and never forget furtune favours the brave

  • srider on May 21, 2012, 18:40 GMT

    he was never a great batsman..he was bits n pieces player who worked hard and made games tide n his teams favour when they needed them..he hv done it before...he s n worst phase f carrier but he l return...

  • hamid on May 10, 2012, 6:08 GMT

    good article:):):)

  • Fahmim on May 10, 2012, 5:15 GMT

    Well said, Andrew. Well said. It really is frustrating to see a man of his stature (what meets the eye, at least) look so damn dazed and lost.

    And excellent point made by Rasif - in the previous comment. I miss Warnie, and his way of getting results. The first edition of the IPL stands the biggest documentary of Shane's class. I remember he once gave an over to the-then (and sadly, today's) nobody kamran Khan to defend 8 runs in a last-over chase. And he walked out of that game victorious. With all the flare, flamboyance and twitter hashtags, if anything this year's IPL is missing - is any level of inspirational brilliance of the size that Shane Warne brought.

  • dave on May 10, 2012, 3:39 GMT

    what an article!!! well y pathan, you must read this!

  • Dhaivat KP on May 10, 2012, 2:39 GMT

    Andrew,just great! And what is your take on these new weirdo hair styles, with each person trying to outdo the other with their ridiculous tresses? Zaheer Khan trying to immortalize Rapunzel and Sachin truing to look like nothing on earth, and Ganguly, what of his bird-nest philosophy?Awaiting your thoughts on these.

  • The Don on May 9, 2012, 22:35 GMT

    I completely agree with you Rasif. Even Shane Watson was an invention of Warne. Warne really has a magic touch!

  • Arif on May 9, 2012, 18:42 GMT

    Yosuf is a great batsman, just need to come in his rheydm. Just wait for 1-2 games, he will back with his fireworks batting

  • AJ on May 9, 2012, 17:13 GMT

    I disagree. Everyone has a drop in their respected careers. Even Sachin Tendulkar experienced it. Media is typically the first to criticize players when that happens.

    But when the players climb back up, they throne him with a huge crown. Media is at fault for BREAKING and MAKING a player. Terribly written article that directed hate straight to Yusuf Pathan.

  • YusuFan on May 9, 2012, 16:20 GMT

    Andrew I would've agreed with your comments if Yusuf was a one/two game wonder. Your article is a bit too harsh on him. Yusuf is not done yet and we shall see...

  • sharon on May 23, 2012, 4:06 GMT

    yusuf pathan not only have the belief he can fly...he have strtd flying when he is needed the most....and its just the beginning...and never forget furtune favours the brave

  • srider on May 21, 2012, 18:40 GMT

    he was never a great batsman..he was bits n pieces player who worked hard and made games tide n his teams favour when they needed them..he hv done it before...he s n worst phase f carrier but he l return...

  • hamid on May 10, 2012, 6:08 GMT

    good article:):):)

  • Fahmim on May 10, 2012, 5:15 GMT

    Well said, Andrew. Well said. It really is frustrating to see a man of his stature (what meets the eye, at least) look so damn dazed and lost.

    And excellent point made by Rasif - in the previous comment. I miss Warnie, and his way of getting results. The first edition of the IPL stands the biggest documentary of Shane's class. I remember he once gave an over to the-then (and sadly, today's) nobody kamran Khan to defend 8 runs in a last-over chase. And he walked out of that game victorious. With all the flare, flamboyance and twitter hashtags, if anything this year's IPL is missing - is any level of inspirational brilliance of the size that Shane Warne brought.

  • dave on May 10, 2012, 3:39 GMT

    what an article!!! well y pathan, you must read this!

  • Dhaivat KP on May 10, 2012, 2:39 GMT

    Andrew,just great! And what is your take on these new weirdo hair styles, with each person trying to outdo the other with their ridiculous tresses? Zaheer Khan trying to immortalize Rapunzel and Sachin truing to look like nothing on earth, and Ganguly, what of his bird-nest philosophy?Awaiting your thoughts on these.

  • The Don on May 9, 2012, 22:35 GMT

    I completely agree with you Rasif. Even Shane Watson was an invention of Warne. Warne really has a magic touch!

  • Arif on May 9, 2012, 18:42 GMT

    Yosuf is a great batsman, just need to come in his rheydm. Just wait for 1-2 games, he will back with his fireworks batting

  • AJ on May 9, 2012, 17:13 GMT

    I disagree. Everyone has a drop in their respected careers. Even Sachin Tendulkar experienced it. Media is typically the first to criticize players when that happens.

    But when the players climb back up, they throne him with a huge crown. Media is at fault for BREAKING and MAKING a player. Terribly written article that directed hate straight to Yusuf Pathan.

  • YusuFan on May 9, 2012, 16:20 GMT

    Andrew I would've agreed with your comments if Yusuf was a one/two game wonder. Your article is a bit too harsh on him. Yusuf is not done yet and we shall see...

  • Rasif on May 9, 2012, 15:56 GMT

    Hilarious article there. But on a serious note what I take out of Yusuf Pathan's issue is the fact that Shane Warne is bloody brilliant. This is the stuff CEOs are made of. They squeeze out every bit of talent out of their team members and put it to work for the benefit of the organization. Anybody remember Swapnil Asnodkar, Sohail Tanvir, Naman Ojha. All these players punched above their potential under Warne.

  • Nash on May 9, 2012, 15:53 GMT

    I believe I can fly!!!

  • y2SJNJ on May 9, 2012, 14:56 GMT

    Unfortunately YP was a mediocre batsman and more mediocre (does a term like that exist?) bowler. He can do only one thing..swing the bat like his life depends on it. The length, line, pace, movement does nto matter. Bowlers have decoded his myth and he is just another all rounder wannabe who does nto know to bat and does not know to bowl too.

  • Prashanth Ravindran on May 9, 2012, 14:36 GMT

    @ Arshad Khan : With all due respect, I shared your opinion of Yusuf Pathan, till the 2010 Duleep trophy final, where in whites he scored a T20-esque 200+ in the fourth innings to help West Zone to the title against a promising South Zone attack. Dinesh Karthik who was captianing south zone at that time has neither lost his hangdog expression since, nor found his mojo back.

    Then 17 year old? Aushik Srinivas was singled out for some special punishment, any updates from the pundits on how Aushik's career has panned out since?

  • Giriraj on May 9, 2012, 14:06 GMT

    nice funny article (y pathan) yusuf seriously needs to improve his batting

  • Dheeraj on May 9, 2012, 13:25 GMT

    Brilliantly written. I really hope Y reads this article and gets some inspiration to start flying.

  • Pusparghya Das on May 9, 2012, 13:00 GMT

    You are absolutely right Andrew. Yusuf needs to concentrate more on his batting. I think, he has been taking it very lightly .And now the worst time has come-where he has to perform or he is no more good in IPL at least in this season. None can't hope forever that one day he'll bat as he did and things will change dramatically. So,try hard Yusuf. We are waiting to see you batting as you DID.

  • cricmaniac on May 9, 2012, 12:08 GMT

    'angry pigeon squawking in the oak tree sounded just like Harbhajan whenever his team takes a wicket'..he he. do you have any animosity with Pigeons Andrew, why compare with Harbhajan

  • Vivek on May 9, 2012, 11:20 GMT

    Rasif, Can't agree more on your comment!! Good one!

  • Rasif on May 9, 2012, 9:54 GMT

    Hilarious article there. But on a serious note what I take out of Yusuf Pathan's issue is the fact that Shane Warne is bloody brilliant. This is the stuff CEOs are made of. They squeeze out every bit of talent out of their team members and put it to work for the benefit of the organization. Anybody remember Swapnil Asnodkar, Sohail Tanvir, Naman Ojha. All these players punched above their potential under Warne.

  • Nasif on May 9, 2012, 9:44 GMT

    Brilliantly written mate. Left me with a smile on my face but also with a twinge of sadness.

  • santhosh on May 9, 2012, 9:27 GMT

    let wasim akram teach yousuf some batting tips. That is the need of the hour.

  • Arshad Khan on May 9, 2012, 8:58 GMT

    Well, with all due respect to Yusuf Pathan, he was never a great talent. Take a look at his previous so-called "big, match-winning innings" and you would note that he was given at least three lives in all of those. People remember his quick-fire 50s and 100s but forget that he reached those landmarks only after being dropped at least once and/ or favored by an erring umpire!!! Best to give up on Yusuf - I thought Irfan is a much better batsman than him

  • Rahul J on May 9, 2012, 6:52 GMT

    this one was especially hilarious andrew!!! please tell us (some place other than page 2) what you actually think of the IPL!!! :)

  • kailash natarajan on May 9, 2012, 6:33 GMT

    awesome work.... especially -->"But one day you get a little too close to the edge and slip. You flap your wings in vain as you plummet, beak over tail, to the ground, where the domesticated cat of fate pounces on you and bites off your career." and "These days when Dermot and Danny read out the Kolkata team sheet, they place extra emphasis on Yusuf’s first initial. Y Pathan?" was hillariously serious......

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  • kailash natarajan on May 9, 2012, 6:33 GMT

    awesome work.... especially -->"But one day you get a little too close to the edge and slip. You flap your wings in vain as you plummet, beak over tail, to the ground, where the domesticated cat of fate pounces on you and bites off your career." and "These days when Dermot and Danny read out the Kolkata team sheet, they place extra emphasis on Yusuf’s first initial. Y Pathan?" was hillariously serious......

  • Rahul J on May 9, 2012, 6:52 GMT

    this one was especially hilarious andrew!!! please tell us (some place other than page 2) what you actually think of the IPL!!! :)

  • Arshad Khan on May 9, 2012, 8:58 GMT

    Well, with all due respect to Yusuf Pathan, he was never a great talent. Take a look at his previous so-called "big, match-winning innings" and you would note that he was given at least three lives in all of those. People remember his quick-fire 50s and 100s but forget that he reached those landmarks only after being dropped at least once and/ or favored by an erring umpire!!! Best to give up on Yusuf - I thought Irfan is a much better batsman than him

  • santhosh on May 9, 2012, 9:27 GMT

    let wasim akram teach yousuf some batting tips. That is the need of the hour.

  • Nasif on May 9, 2012, 9:44 GMT

    Brilliantly written mate. Left me with a smile on my face but also with a twinge of sadness.

  • Rasif on May 9, 2012, 9:54 GMT

    Hilarious article there. But on a serious note what I take out of Yusuf Pathan's issue is the fact that Shane Warne is bloody brilliant. This is the stuff CEOs are made of. They squeeze out every bit of talent out of their team members and put it to work for the benefit of the organization. Anybody remember Swapnil Asnodkar, Sohail Tanvir, Naman Ojha. All these players punched above their potential under Warne.

  • Vivek on May 9, 2012, 11:20 GMT

    Rasif, Can't agree more on your comment!! Good one!

  • cricmaniac on May 9, 2012, 12:08 GMT

    'angry pigeon squawking in the oak tree sounded just like Harbhajan whenever his team takes a wicket'..he he. do you have any animosity with Pigeons Andrew, why compare with Harbhajan

  • Pusparghya Das on May 9, 2012, 13:00 GMT

    You are absolutely right Andrew. Yusuf needs to concentrate more on his batting. I think, he has been taking it very lightly .And now the worst time has come-where he has to perform or he is no more good in IPL at least in this season. None can't hope forever that one day he'll bat as he did and things will change dramatically. So,try hard Yusuf. We are waiting to see you batting as you DID.

  • Dheeraj on May 9, 2012, 13:25 GMT

    Brilliantly written. I really hope Y reads this article and gets some inspiration to start flying.