'God forgives, I don't'
Odd couples, non-couples and single life in this week's Twitter round-up. Plus something about Graeme Swann's pants.
The catholic tastes
It's unclear whether MC Hammer and Cash in the Attic are also being presented as an either/or situation.
Never let it be said that Graeme Swann doesn't have standards.
The conflict resolution
The big stage
Not sure "knowing the words" is the only qualification for the role.
The odd couple
When one guy's being self-deprecating and another… just doesn't get it.
He meant John Terry, but James Taylor took the opportunity to deliberately misunderstand.
KP also didn't understand. But it wasn't deliberate.
So Taylor generously gave him a second chance to get in on the joke.
And KP again spurned it.
The man of action
Chris Gayle is a man who operates to a tight schedule.
Kemar Roach's modesty corner
Life with Kemar Roach
Last time around, Kemar Roach was telling us:
It seems he may have taken his own advice.
He then added the faintly ominous…
It didn't last though. Just a few days later, the allure of single life was starting to pall.
So now he's refining what he might be looking for in a lady friend.
And that's not all.
Picky. What else is he looking for?
Does anyone feel that they meet his exacting standards? He's prepared to commit…
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket