'Just rubbed sweaty knees for 15 minutes with randoms'
Who says cricketers don't have anything interesting to tweet?
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And with that, let's commence our Twitter round-up.
Brendon McCullum went out in pretty decent style.
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Steven Finn is again injured and having to pass his time with things other than cricket.
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Dale Steyn's been on the sidelines as well. Fortunately, he was able to produce Kirk Edwards levels of positive energy for his TV obligations.
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Saqlain Mushtaq's been answering some frequently asked questions.
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Fair play though, he is qualified. This is a great tip.
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Tino Best's got a book out. In keeping with his general air of modesty, we're sure it's a work of great humility.
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Wait, what?
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That's a bit more like it.
Somewhere in the world there is always a cricketer complaining about what floor of the hotel he's on.
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Elsewhere in the world there is always a cricketer complaining about air travel.
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Hales was just keen to get on board so that he could start taking selfies.
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Relatively natural.
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Less so.
And is this the very act of taking of an in-flight selfie captured for posterity?
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It's almost as if people aren't following Saqlain Mushtaq's social media guidelines.
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Perhaps, as Parthiv Patel implied, it's just boredom. Or maybe they just don't have any decent culinary tips to share.
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket