November 8, 2013

Broad's mighty challenge

Few England players in the modern era have been booed to the extent Broad will be. Will he rise to the occasion?

Stuart Broad does not know what is about to hit him. He cannot because there is no precedent. Hundreds of England players have been lucky enough to experience Bay 13's unique take on the concept of banter, but in the modern era - when fan-player interaction took on a slightly different hue - none have been booed to the extent Broad will be.

As with England fans booing Ricky Ponting, a gesture that was at best misplaced and at worst disgraceful, it is difficult to understand why Broad should be quite so unpopular. He recently won a poll to find the English cricketer who most got under Australians' skin, finishing above Douglas Jardine and Sir Ian Botham with nearly half the vote. All because he did that most Australian of things: he did not walk.

The Australian culture of not walking is so entrenched that Adam Gilchrist said he felt "very lonely" in the dressing room after walking against Sri Lanka in the 2003 World Cup semi-final. Broad will feel even lonelier out in the middle because he did not walk at Trent Bridge last summer. It is arguable that the real villains of that infamous incident were Aleem Dar, who failed to spot a pretty clear edge, and Michael Clarke, who had frivolously used up both of Australia's reviews.

The whole thing has the feel of a media construction - or perhaps a social-media construction, a textbook example of modern society's new favourite sport, faux outrage, and increasing aversion to independent thought. The desire to castigate Broad has led to thousands of people wilfully ignoring the fact that he edged the ball to Brad Haddin, who fumbled it to first slip. The story goes that Broad middled one to slip and did not walk. It wouldn't be a complete surprise if, by the year 2050, the story goes that he slapped one to cover, refused to walk and head-butted Ashton Agar.

A Melbourne company, which specialises "in T-shirts protesting wrongs which deserve attention such as Japanese whaling, notorious civil wrongs and the like" have identified the existence of Stuart Broad as one of society's principal ills. They have released a t-shirt that reads: "Cheating is a Broad church. Never forgive." The company website says "the artwork on the T-Shirts is confronting and designed to raise awareness by peaceful protest". Which should not be confused with cynically cashing in, at A$40 a pop, on a story that wasn't particularly interesting in the first place, never mind four months later.

There are reasons why Australians might dislike Broad: he is good-looking and can be petulant, but against that he has qualities that Australia traditionally admires in its cricketers. Few pretty boys have such a hard nose. Broad has plenty of mongrel, is capable of genuinely great performances and - deceptively important, this, as Phil Tufnell and Devon Malcolm will tell you - is a brilliant fielder. His villain status does not really stand up to cursory scrutiny.

Maybe that's the point. The England cricketers Australia loves to hate are often those for whom they have a grudging or latent respect, with Jardine, Botham and John Snow the most obvious examples.

Broad has plenty of mongrel, is capable of genuinely great performances and - deceptively important, this, as Phil Tufnell and Devon Malcolm will tell you - is a brilliant fielder

Mike Brearley was a different story. Although the quote that defines him - "he has a degree in people" - came from Australia, he is not venerated as he is in England. The image of Brearley seems to be that of an effete, effeminate intellectual, who grew a beard to try to show he was hard, and who - worst of all - wasn't good enough to get in the team anyway.

The Australian way of picking the XI and then the captain would have meant no room for Brearley. But then it might have meant no room for Ray Illingworth, who, while also an Ashes villain, is the subject of much greater respect. Just as love is often undefinable, so can hate be, a judgement that is maybe one part logic, three parts instinct. Often it comes down to nothing more than whether someone is fair dinkum or the cut of their jib is likeable. Then again, with Illingworth, maybe Australians unconsciously recognised Lancashire and Yorkshire as suburbs of their own country.

That didn't help the Yorkshire-born Rockley Wilson during his only Ashes tour in 1920-21. Wilson and Percy Fender wrote for some English newspapers while on tour, and one piece in which Wilson was critical of the umpiring was relayed to Australia. That led to him being barracked by the crowd; when he responded by bowing, things got worse. England asked for police protection at one stage, and crowds chanted "Please Go Home Fender", a play on Fender's initials, for much of the rest of the tour.

Often the hatred is of the pantomime variety: Tufnell's brain and the building of an idiot, or the pig with "Hemmings" and "Botham" daubed on each side. But there is no doubt Australian cricket fans are the harshest judges around. Just as bands are nothing until they have cracked America, so cricketers are nothing until they have cracked Australia. The simplest way to do that is to have ticker and tekkers, to be a talented, attacking cricketer with heart and personality.

Most do not get close to satisfying this Australian demand. "Everything about Chris Tavaré annoyed the Australians in the early 1980s, right down to his acute accent: he was the antithesis of their idea of a cricketer," writes Matthew Engel on Tavaré's ESPNcricinfo profile.

It is a cricket culture that has had never had much time for those who are perceived to be boring. Geoff Boycott and Trevor Bailey were others. But slow scoring is not a crime per se: Mike Atherton, "the cockroach", was hugely respected by Australian crowds and players for his obvious toughness. Even when he eventually became Glenn McGrath's bunny, he never lost Australia's respect.

The primary reason is Atherton never showed weakness, even when he could barely move because of his back. Australians resent weakness, whether it's Steve Harmison's wide, Gubby Allen's refusal to bowl Bodyline, or Ian Bell's constant struggles from 2005 to 2009. Bell's Ashes character arc is almost cinematic: he was a chump, widely ridiculed, compared to a hopeless virgin from a teen film, yet last summer he produced arguably the greatest performance by an England batsman in a single series for the last 40 years.

It's one thing to not be good enough for Test cricket - such players are held in complete contempt - and another to be good enough but not strong enough mentally to fulfil your talent. In Australian eyes that is probably a worse crime, and it was certainly perceived of players like Mark Ramprakash, Andy Caddick, Graeme Hick, and for a time Bell. They formed a sub-genre: the Ashes villain as victim, nothing more than Poms to the slaughter. Interestingly weakness is sometimes excused: Graham Gooch asked to be dropped during the 1989 Ashes, anathema to the Australian cricket culture, yet his reputation survived because of the credit he already had in the bank.

Martin McCague was in debit before his Test career started. McCague, christened the "rat who joined the sinking ship", probably got the worst stick of all the Australian-born players to represent England, although Alan Mullally and Craig White were not too far behind. On the 1994-95 tour McCague hailed a taxi after a dinner at the British Embassy. The driver wound down his window, saw McCague and said, "Oi. You're that bloody English traitor. Clear off mate. I'm not taking you."

Stuart Broad is wise enough not to hail too many taxis on his own over the next three months. He should not really be one of the great Ashes villains, but he is going to feel like one.

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  • Tom on November 13, 2013, 21:48 GMT

    I was definitely one of the doubters when Broad had a test bowling average of 45 but he has come good time and again since then, and explosively. When he is on a burst he seems to have the capacity like Botham and Flintoff to get batsmen out by the force of personality - he wills them out.

    But at his best he is a cunning bowler. When Anderson retires Broad will take over as leader of the attack, and I wonder if like Jimmy the consistency of his performances will improve with the experience.

  • Dummy4 on November 9, 2013, 21:36 GMT

    Broad hat-trick over the Ashes would be great. If he wasn't unpopular enough... Think England will win the Ashes again, 3-1 or something like that.

  • Satish on November 9, 2013, 21:26 GMT

    Broad may be obnoxious but not "good looking"! I think you are making a stretch here. He's not going to get booed that bad, and since he can give it, I'm sure he can take it!

  • Dummy4 on November 9, 2013, 16:04 GMT

    australia take the series 2-1 hard fought contest in our hand

  • Neil on November 9, 2013, 10:58 GMT

    It seems almost inevitable 12 days out from the first test that 2 things will happen: 1) Dear dear Mitchell "The darling of the barmy army" Johnson will be selected for the first test. He'll bowl on the left etc... etc .., many a chorus will be sung, and he will sulkily return 1/150 2) Based on the Gabba 2010 and Hobart on Wednesday, Australia will spend great swathes of time in the field and Broad will do the same in the dressing room. By day 3 at Adelaide the realisation that England will retain the Ashes will have dawned on most Australian supporters and they will either turn on their own team or come to the ground disguised as empty seats. I'd have to agree with Michael Vaughan that out of the whole England touring party the 2 players most likely to prosper in the face of provocation are Broad & KP. I can't wait for the fun to begin.

  • stuart on November 9, 2013, 10:01 GMT

    Gosh Aussie fans don't like an Englishman. I am off to lie down for a couple of hours to get over the shock. Broad can tear apart line ups when he gets on a roll. one of those performances wins us a test.As for his average you will find that has come down recently.As for the Aussie bowling line up and its strengths what exactly has it won recently? Yep. I suppose though those statistics are wrong as well. Its been like 9 wins in a row this year in tests hasn't it? The reality is Aus would pray for someone with his character because at the moment all Aus produce is hissy fits in the press.

  • scrappa on November 9, 2013, 1:55 GMT

    As an Aussie I dislike him immensely but conversely that's why I like him. He's got attitude, petulance, strengths and weaknesses - he is raw and not as managed as some are. On one hand I will boo him but on the other - welcome and thanks for coming and giving the game the characters it needs.

  • Jon on November 8, 2013, 22:17 GMT

    I am English and I must confess I have never liked him as a cricketer. What annoys me the most is when things go wrong he seems to play the blame game and doesn't dig deep. I remember on a tour to the WI a few years ago he constantly moaned about there not being a blade of grass on the wickets. This is a guy getting paid a serious amount of money and instead of getting on with the job ( a job most fans would give their arm for) he just moaned about the wickets. He goes long spells of being completely hopeless and then has one game a series where he is unbelievable. I can certainly see why the Aussies don't like him, the same way they can probably see why we can't take Warne seriously any more.

  • John on November 8, 2013, 22:01 GMT

    Polls reflect very little when you compare people from different eras.

    I mean not everyone will remember or even have seen Botham playing and very few would likely even have been born before Bodyline , so Broad's incident still being fresh in folk's minds is always likely to sway opinions more.

    Being booed by one's own fans can be very hurtful. I don't think the same applies with opposition fans. Ponting is mentioned in this piece but I think that's partly because he's a fierce competitor (something similar to Broad) and partly because Eng fans saw Ponting as such a big player. Broad may even take the booing as a mark of recognition

  • Cricinfouser on November 8, 2013, 20:57 GMT

    @CoverDrive88 - When Pattinson produces match winning performances in Ashes tests, he might displace Broad from your imaginary squad. Until then, your comparison makes very little sense. On the subject of cricketers who are 'legends in their own mind', Pattinson is ironically a much better example than Broad - similar on field demeanour but with rather fewer test wickets.

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