May 24, 2006
"It would be a surprise if the mirrors in Pietersen's house totalled anything less the entire stock at one of the larger branches of B & Q, and though it is not uncommon nowadays, for the voice from the bedroom calling out: "I'll be down in a minute darling, I'm just putting in my ear-rings" to be a male one."
Martin Johnson, again, this time on Kevin Pietersen