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'I've been up since six,' says Pietersen, seizing the opportunity for a good moan. 'I only got to bed at midnight. I've got to go all day this afternoon and the launch party tonight, so I'll be up till four, then I've got to get up in the early hours to go to Milton Keynes.' Poor lamb. He is, he tells me, in need of a holiday - which is why he and Jess are about to head out to his parents' place in South Africa. 'I can just cruise there. There's a swimming pool. I don't have to leave the house. In England, I cruise. But Jess and I are all over the place. She's singing. I'm playing and shopping.' Playing and shopping. What a life.
Siddhartha Vaidyanathan is a former assistant editor at Cricinfo