'We are so not happy with ur bodyline thing, innit'

After all the fuss about Phillip Hughes revealing that he was dropped from the Australian team on Twitter, Patrick Kidd has a hilarious piece in the Times imagining how iconic cricketing events would have been recorded if social-networking sites had been invented earlier. A sample: “500-1? I like those odds. Let's give it sum umpty. Mind the confectionery stall. Everyone back to mine afterwards for big piss-up” @Beefy.