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Players/Officials: Brian Lara
Matches: West Indies v England at St John's
Teams: West Indies
Stuart: Lara sweeps and there it is - 400. Have you got some statistics for us, Gordon? When was the last time someone scored 400 in a Test match?
(Muffled speech in the background)
Stuart: No, I meant an individual. It's not so unusual for a team to score 400.
(More muffled speech )
Stuart: No, Gordon, there isn't a batsman called Australia. I'm quite certain of that. That's a team of 11 players representing the nation of Australia.
(Muffled speech )
Stuart: Really? No one's ever done it before? Are you sure? What did Boycott get against New Zealand in Wellington in '78?
(Muffled speech )
Stuart: Caught off Collinge for 77? Oh… I thought it was much more than that. It seemed much more than that. So no one's ever made 400 until now. How bizarre. What are the chances?
Ash: Yeah, first time, Stu, but not an innings that'll live long in the memory.
Stuart: Really? You don't think?
Ash: It was a solid effort, but look at the strike rate. He was barely scoring at four an over.
Stuart: I think that's quite quick scoring. Gordon, could you give us the average strike rate for Test cricket?
Ash: He's only hit four Global Banking Incorporated Sixers in his entire innings - one per hundred.
Stuart: It's not all about sixes, Ash.
Ash: Tell that to Ridley Jacobs. He's hit three sixers in an innings of 107.
Stuart: Are you saying that Jacobs' is the better innings?
Ash: Pound for pound, the keeper's played the better knock here, Stu.
Stuart: That's preposterous. Besides, you pointed to Lara's strike rate. Lara's scored his runs at a faster rate than Jacobs, so even on that basis, his is the better innings.
Ash: But how many sixers has he hit?
Ash: And how many has Jacobs hit?
Ash: Okay, I'll give you that. Lara's innings is one better than Jacobs, but it's still nothing to write home about.
Stuart: You can't measure an innings in sixes, Ash.
Ash: A sixer is a unit of measurement.
Stuart: No, a run is a unit of measurement. A six is - well - it's six units.
Ash: So one sixer is worth six?
Stuart: Of course.
Ash: So it's more important than a run, then.
Stuart: I guess you could say it's six times as important.
Ash: Exactly. I couldn't have put it better myself. The game's all about sixers, Stu. That's what gets the fans in.
(Muffled speech )
Stuart: No Gordon, that's not what strike rate is. When a batsman doesn't come to the crease, it's rarely as a result of industrial action.
Ash: Worst quadruple-hundred I've ever seen in a Test match.
Stuart: Okay, it's been a long, hot day and we're all a bit grumpy. Why don't we celebrate Lara's achievement - no matter how significant it proves to be - with a nice slice of battenburg? How does that sound?
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket.
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