Jack Wilson

'If I wrote a book I'd call it Mind the Windows'

'I'd love to have been Brian Lara'

'I'm square, hairy, soft'

'I don't think I was badly treated by England'

'Loose cannon' Coles aiming to go straight

'I'd get rid of warm-ups in cricket'

'I apparently peed in the garden at 10 Downing Street'

'I want to be in the game, pass on what I know to others'

'I'd like to have faced the West Indies quicks'

'Everyone stares at you when you're 6ft 8in'

'I like cricket but my true love is fighting'

'I'd happily play for West Indies'

'I'm 31 but I feel 51 and look like 61'

'My dream is to win the World Cup for New Zealand'

'I am incredibly messy in the changing room'

'I felt I didn't improve and push on as much as I should have'

Sam Billings keeps Kent's flame burning

'If I were a fruit, I'd be an orange'

'I've been called Shirley Temple, Leo Sayer, Coco the Clown'

'It's scary to think I actually have a Test hat-trick'