'I'd love to have been Brian Lara'
South African batsman Colin Ingram on his international career, fishing as a sport, and why he's called Mop and Bozie

"I needed to score more heavily but I really enjoyed it. International cricket was absolutely awesome" • Getty Images
I hit 136 in my first senior school game. We were chasing 200-odd and we got them in about 25 overs. I'd told the coach I was going to do it too. It's always nice when you do that and it comes off. I don't think I've ever played better than that since.
I started off really well and scored a few hundreds but I lacked consistency. I needed to score more heavily but I really enjoyed it. International cricket was absolutely awesome.
We were playing Pakistan. Misbah-ul-Haq was on strike and I tossed one of my leggies up and he clubbed it for six. I turned round and said, "Let's see if you can do it again" - and he did.
I don't regret it! As a leggie you know sometimes it comes off and sometimes it doesn't.
I'd love to have been Brian Lara. He spent so much time at the crease and scored so many runs.
Not getting a double-hundred - yet.
It was great to mix with a totally different culture. You are out there for a couple of months and get to see people from backgrounds so different to yours. It was an incredible experience.
That's easy, fishing. It's a great sport.
Dillon du Preez once commented on my hair and said it looked like a mop because it hadn't been cut for a while. He still calls me Mop now.
I have a Black Angus cattle stud called Ingram Angus.
Look for conversation with someone who is light-hearted and up for banter.
It's from when I was a kid. I had a walking ring and I used to ram into everything. Bozie comes from bulldozer. My nan said I used to bulldoze around. She worked at my school and kindly passed it on to all my friends.
A team-mate once put a hamburger patty into someone's pad. It ended up staying there for three weeks before he told him. The smell was horrific.
Justin Kreusch is the worst. A lot of us Warriors lads were in our twenties, he was in his thirties, and he dressed like he was in his fifties.
Basheer Walters at the Warriors. He listens to one-tone music which goes on for about eight minutes. Awful.
Graham Wagg seems to be able to do anything. AB de Villiers is a freak too. He can do any sport he wants well - even darts.