'I'm square, hairy, soft'
South Africa's Richard Levi talks about batting with Sachin Tendulkar, and ranks himself on dressing-room messiness

When Richard Levi wants to know about R Ashwin, who's he going to call? • AFP
Brief but hopefully not finished.
It was a bit of a blur, if I'm honest. People say, "What do you remember?" And the answer is, "Not much!" It was one of those days where everything seemed to come off for me. I was a bit lucky in that there was an lbw shout which was the umpire's call, I could have been run out and I missed a yorker. I had no idea how many balls I'd faced.
It has to be South Africa - and Newlands. Nothing beats that.
The Wankhede Stadium in Mumbai.
Completely apart from anything I've ever experienced before. No matter how well you do, all the crowd are there to watch him. The way he reads the game is something totally different. It's incredible.
I was making my IPL debut in 2012 against Chennai Super Kings. Sachin told me the first six variations, in order, that R Ashwin was going to bowl. All six were right.
If he was a machine, he'd come off every time! I'll go with a bit of both.
I don't think it's far off. Games are at rugby fields now, with short straight boundaries. People are hitting 150s and 160s when it just comes off. I don't think it'll be too long until someone hits 200.
Brendon McCullum.
Sunil Narine.
I'll have to admit that could be me. Or maybe David Murphy. His kit goes everywhere.
Chris Morris, for South Africa, or Ben Duckett at Northants.
Dane Vilas at Cape Cobras. He wouldn't be able to sit still. He'd waste all the oxygen.
Rob Keogh.
Memories of a Lumberjack.
Square, hairy, soft.
Ben Duckett.
Adam Rossington.
AB de Villiers. He sees things differently to all of us. It's frustrating seeing him play. The game is just too easy for him.
Dane Paterson.