Different Strokes (old)

Throwing out the stigma

It was reported several days ago that when Shoaib Akhtar finally decided to turn up at the conditioning camp going on in Lahore he twisted his ankle

It was reported several days ago that when Shoaib Akhtar finally decided to turn up at the conditioning camp going on in Lahore he twisted his ankle. Whilst Cricinfo mentioned this latest injury was not serious enough to rule him out of the England tour completely, I'm really not sure if that says a lot.
The Express is reporting today that Shoaib's recovery from his initial knee operation it self has been slower then the PCB medical panel expected. According to their "sources" he still has some swelling in that area which alone might take something like four to six weeks to disappear. Going by this, his chances of making it to the flight to London seem a far way of.
I suppose we can still hope till we hear some thing from some where more reliable then Express but you have to concede all the same that things aren't looking particularly good for the Rawalpindi Express, especially with Andy Roberts also having re-opened the seemingly never ending debate about his (and Brett Lee's) action.
Shehreyar Khan and Inzi as a result have had to in turn put up a public display of support for Shoaib highlighting how he's been cleared by the ICC and so on, but I'm not sure that's going to convince the likes of Roberts.
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The (almost)unforgettable series.

Australia remembers watching the last Ashes series like it was yesterday

Australia remembers watching the last Ashes series like it was yesterday. We remember Ricky Ponting bleeding on the Lord's pitch, Dizzy Gillespie's plummet from grace, Flintoff's domination of Gilchrist, the tireless efforts of Shane Warne, and the unending arrogance of Pietersen.
Today, June the 1st, at 9am, Australia showed just how much we all remembered, when tickets for the Ashes went on sale to Australian Cricket Family members. Well, almost all of us...
It's all a little blurry, but I think it went something like this; I woke up at 8am this morning to the sound of the alarm clock. Nothing unusual there, my girlfriend usually rises for work at this time, leaving me to contemplate leaving the warmth of the bed briefly before succumbing to the lure of slumber. June in Australia is cold, by our standards, and the idea of leaping forth to seize the day seemed at best comical. "Well," I thought. "What would Boony do...?"
My eyes snapped open. Ashes ticket go on sale today! I jumped out of bed, expecting to see water on the boil for tea, but found the house empty.. Crap, what time was it?? I must have fallen back asleep! Running to my computer, I flicked on the monitor to find- double crap - it was 9:20am, tickets went on sale 20 minutes ago! I tried to stay calm as I loaded the website to buy tickets. "How many people could find time from work to register for the presale, and get here in the first 20 minutes," I wondered. The website failed to load, instead informing me "Due to a major event going on sale, the website is currently experiencing high demand... We apologise for the delay". Rapidly losing my cool, I hit the refresh button. Nothing. The magical talking miniature David Boon on top of my television asked where his thongs were in a a mournful voice. "Tickets first, then thongs, Boony!" I cried, reaching for my phone with one hand, while still refreshing the website with the other. Of course the website would be clogged, thousands of Barmy Army supporters would be trying to log on and purchase tickets through there as well. Surely sanity will prevail over the phone. Engaged tone. Damn it! Redial. Engaged tone. Refresh. Due to a major event going on sale, the website is currently experiencing .. Damn it!
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Cute Little Prediction

I've been having serious misgivings about The Strongest Batting Line Up In The World ™ for some time now

I've been having serious misgivings about The Strongest Batting Line Up In The World™ for some time now. Yes, we've been doing fairly well in One-Dayers (present month excluded), yes, we have some of the best batting brands in the world, but the present Indian team has got me rather worried, what with the Windies Tests due to start in less than a week...
So, here's how I predict each player will fare. Let's see, in one month, how right I was.
1. Entire team- Will lose 2-0.
2. Sehwag- One century. Three scores in the 30s. Four below 10.
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The Fall Guy

As Ajit Agarkar sent down a thrilling fast yorker to an ominous looking Imran Farhat during the 1st DLF Cup match to shatter his stumps, an unusual vision presented itself

As Ajit Agarkar sent down a thrilling fast yorker to an ominous looking Imran Farhat during the 1st DLF Cup match to shatter his stumps, an unusual vision presented itself. Unusual mainly in that such instances of glory for an Indian quickie, besides being rare, have never featured this nippy underachiever in eight long years since those phenomenal first few months following his international debut.
It has been a disappointing downward curve since for a man who started off that well. Ajit Agarkar kept getting regular breakthroughs but the costs, in terms of runs conceded, were often too much. His batting stance and stroking ability spoke of a hesitant yet capable lower order batsman hiding behind that lean frame but he never got the coaxing and cajoling that would help transform that potential into substantial performances.
In the 2000s Agarkar was forever in and out of the national side. His selection depended on non availability or loss of form of other key bowlers. And to give his critics their due, Agarkar never delivered that one string of good performances that would have elevated him in the eyes of the cricket loving folk of his country.
The one aspect of Ajit Agarkar's cricket that kept him in the reckoning even in the worst of times was his athletic outfielding and possession of a great throwing arm. This advantage on the field has seen him outlast bowlers like Zaheer Khan and Ashish Nehra, guys who once were thought to be far ahead of the little Maharashtrian in the race to bowling greatness.
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That tap on the shoulder from Father Time

Peter Roebuck muses here on ageing greats Brian Lara and Sachin Tendulkar as each batting icon runs his own steeple chase against time

Peter Roebuck muses here on ageing greats Brian Lara and Sachin Tendulkar as each batting icon runs his own steeple chase against time. Sentiments left aside, every leading cricketer needs to take a few ahead-of-the-game decisions about his playing future just around this "early to mid thirties" phase of his career, when every little stretch of 'poor form' starts getting viewed suspiciously without exception.
The game splitting up into two formats spiritually different from one another did nothing to aid such complex decisions. Jai Arjun Singh once wondered about the astonishing brevity of the graph of a cricketer's life in this blog. The archetypal modern player has a lot more incentives than his earlier counterparts for playing on. Personal milestones, dedication to the team's cause and love of the game are all there and are now joined by the crack of mass adulation of a growing global audience and thoughts of maximising financial returns in order to insure the very long post retirement life ahead. "Let me try one more season," he would probably tell himself at a corner of the dressing room while the youthful raise the decibels oblivious of his turmoil.
The trick is to tell playing on from staying on. A player who comes thus far in his career must walk this emotional tightrope to a longer career over the trap of carrying on beyond his "sell-by date" (to quote Jai) and time his departure from the great stage while the halo is still intact. He needs to do it sensing that gentle tap on the shoulder from Father Time, else he leaves himself at the mercy of earthlings named selectors. Going by the trends, this particular sense of timing is a rare gift even amongst players of sublime virtues.
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Marlon's 82 mph Hurl-in

Marlon Samuels exhibited fine fitness in the first two ODI's versus India at Jamaica

But what on earth was an 82 mph delivery doing in his armoury?? Yeah, that is EIGHTY TWO Miles an hour!
Faster deliveries from spinners are getting to be as commonplace these days as slower ones from the quickies. Kumble once bowled a quicker one at about 73 mph in some match from the late nineties and it stuck in my mind then.
Then came Shahid Afridi, the leg spinning all-rounder. After playing at the highest level he re-assessed his bowling capabilities, quickly developed a faster one - and delivered it just as quickly. Seriously it is a fast yorker that looks more Waqar than Qadir. Even as Afridi keeps improving as a leggie in every match, that rocket delivery remains a weapon used by the strongly built all-rounder to engender doubts in minds of accelerating batsmen.
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ICC proposes appeals against umpire

While I was away the International Cricket Circus Council Executive Clown Officer Malcolm Speed announced that they'd be toying with the sanctity of umpiring experimenting with technology in umpiring, again

While I was away the International Cricket Circus Council Executive Clown Officer Malcolm Speed announced that they'd be toying with the sanctity of umpiring experimenting with technology in umpiring, again. The ICC Cricket Committee voted 6-4 in favor of an appeals system that will allow each team three appeals to the third umpire per innings. If an appeal is successful the team will retain the right to three appeals but if not, then it is lost.
This latest ‘experiment’ should change the face of the game as we know it. Gone are the days when you could revel in a sense of moral superiority by telling your football loving sibling/pal etc. about how supposedly the whole difference between cricket and football and indeed any sport in the world was that you could not argue against the verdict of the umpire no matter what.
Like destiny you just had to accept their verdicts and move on, so much so that the ICC’s very own much raved about Code of Conduct guards against players showing dissent at an umpire’s decision. But now, thanks to the wonderful ICC, instead of that, we can look forward to explaining to our friends how teams will have the right to question every decision it feels it is being hard done by, that is, if we manage to understand this new ruling our selves first.
Apparently, I’m not the only one who is some what confused. But assuming that other more intelligent folks like Jag and Geoff for instance have interpreted this correctly you could have a grand total of no less then 26 appeals per match and assuming each would take a minimum of 1 minute you can be rest assured this new adventure will be perfectly non-time consuming.
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Bird flies south on players appealing

Dickie Bird, the Denny Krane of umpiring, I love him to bits

Dickie Bird, the Denny Krane of umpiring, I love him to bits. Some years ago, my wife bought me his autobiography at one of his book-signing events and the kindly old fella wrote some nice words inside (although exactly what I can’t remember, in fact I must confess to never having finished the book!), but still, for cricket fans of my era, Dickie will always be a special character and remembered as a top class umpire, albeit more than a little odd.
Dickie has though, been a long time dissenting voice against the calls for more technology in umpiring decisions, and it seems that the recent decision to allow players to appeal against a set number of umpiring calls has him again beating the drums for the umpiring status quo.
Dickie seems perturbed that the sacred role of umpire is in danger of transitioning into a human abacus, positioned at the crease to do nothing more than count balls and get jiggy with their signalling. And whilst I’m not sure that players appealing against judgements is the absolute best use of technology, (the ICC has a woeful record of following through with half baked experiments), I do know that some form of change in umpiring practises is as inevitable as Oprah doubling her mass before next Christmas.
Dickie, in the immediate aftermath of his retirement, would still have been a relevant commentator on umpiring practises, but I fear these days, that he sounds more like your Grandfather complaining that the “music these days just sounds like noise”.
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