Cute Little Prediction

I've been having serious misgivings about The Strongest Batting Line Up In The World™ for some time now. Yes, we've been doing fairly well in One-Dayers (present month excluded), yes, we have some of the best batting brands in the world, but the present Indian team has got me rather worried, what with the Windies Tests due to start in less than a week...

So, here's how I predict each player will fare. Let's see, in one month, how right I was.

1. Entire team- Will lose 2-0.

2. Sehwag- One century. Three scores in the 30s. Four below 10.

3. Jaffer- Four scores between 30 and 50. Four below 30.

4. Dravid- 1 Century, three 50s. 3 failures- 2nd innings of one of the matches we lose, both innings of the other match we lose.

5. Laxman-The difference between Prediction #1 being 2-0 West Indies and 2-0 India. How Laxman will play will determine this series.

6. Yuvaraj- Only man to play well in the tests we lose.

7. Dhoni- Very out of sorts all through, except a thrill-a-ball 50.

8. Irfan- Second highest average for the Indian batting team. Two good opening spells that the other bowlers will fail to capitalize on.

9. Kumble- Will save one match with his batting. Highest wicket-taker for India, but bowling average will be over 40.

10. Harbhajan- Pick of the bowlers. Will have everyone in trouble, but will be extremely unlucky, and will have awful bowling figures as a result.

11. Munaf- 5 wickets. In the series.

12. Sreesanth- 6 wickets. In the series.

13. VRV Singh- will play the last match, taking 5 wickets in an inspired bowling spell that still wont force a victory.

14. Raina- Will get a tan.

15- Kaif- a good 40 in the match he DOES play.

There you go. Egg on my face in one month? I sincerely hope so. However, something tells me that my predictions will be uncannily right.....