The Week That Was

Fletcher, film stars, fast bowlers

Cooking delights and Shakespearean drama

A Nobel cricketer and a lot of squabbling

Smoking, Saffers, and seven deadly sins

The Undertaker, and monks playing cricket

A doll, a TV star and a headline-grabber

Wicketkeepers' war wounds and Warne's wrong'un

Colly's costly lapse and Humpty-Dumpty Freddie

Punter's hair and punters' despair

Oh, Shoaib, not again

Of maidens, and forming partnerships

Monkeys stopping play and clothing goof-ups

Australia über alles

Hoggard's own beer, and moustaches against cancer

Jellygate, widows and a timed-out cop

Pottermania, Touaregs and floods

Welsh spare ribs

Swapping countries, a monkey attack, and Monty's flavour

Cash, cows and Cuban cricket

Teachers, tossers and texters