I reckon Neil Wagner's short-sighted. He only sees about four yards in front of him.
Commentator David Lloyd remarks on Wagner's short-ball routine in the Auckland Test against England
KP, genius. Where's that Twitter account?
David Lloyd gets mischievous as Kevin Pietersen celebrates England's victory in Mumbai
England's first series since the Ashes euphoria of four months ago may feel more like a 'come as you are' street party than a suited-and-booted city pageant.
David Lloyd on a Sri Lankan tour of England without Lasith Malinga, and key players missing the warm-up games due to IPL commitments
Anderson... Pietersen... after you, son.
David 'Bumble' Lloyd on air describing the missed catch where James Anderson and Kevin Pietersen left a skier to each other
Bit baffled... Cricket on TV... teams made up of Saffas, Indians and WIs... what is it... what are they playing in?
David Lloyd might have taken to Twitter, but modern leagues are still alien to him, Champions League T20 in this case
I want to ride a horse. And I want to drive a steam train - on the footplate, with me Casey Jones hat on.
Former Test batsman, coach, umpire and commentator, David Lloyd wants to add jockey and engine driver to his list
When you can watch Inter Milan v Barcelona, why on earth would you want to watch Chennai Chunderers v Delhi Dipsticks?
David Lloyd makes clear his priorities
The IPL started in 1998 and there's still no sign of a conclusion. It's going on longer than The Mousetrap
David Lloyd compares the short and sweet carnival in India to the Agatha Christie murder mystery that continues to run at a theatre near you
Freelance Fred is trying to source me [a Louis Vuitton handbag] from Dubai. If it's functional and co-ordinated with my suit, I have no qualms about wearing one.
David Lloyd covets one of Michael Vaughan's accessories
I also notice Nathan Hauritz is included, so there's no spinners.
David Lloyd doesn't think Australia's slow bowlers will be helping them retain the Ashes
We consistently talk about consistency and my criticism of that is we consistently get beaten
David Lloyd points to a flaw in England's strategy
If he [Paul Collingwood] was playing outside your house, you'd shut the curtains.
Not many would line up to watch good ol' Colly, David Lloyd says on commentary
I would give it away. I would look after my family and a couple of charities I'm involved with.
That's what David Lloyd said he would do if he were to win the Stanford bounty of $1 million
If you've had your roof done by Pattinson, give us a call.
David Lloyd hunts for information on England's new bowler, Darren Pattinson, the 29-year-old former roof-tiler
Come on, give me a hug too ... I'm in Canterbury ... I love you.
Sky Sports' David Lloyd with an appeal to billionaire Allen Stanford on the day the US$100 million Stanford 20-20 in 20 was announced
Hook, line and Sinclair.
David Lloyd gives his verdict on Stuart Broad bouncing out Mathew Sinclair
Is that Ranatunga? Strewth, he's not missed many lunches has he?
Sky Sports' David Lloyd as the camera turns on a rather portly looking Arjuna Ranatunga in the stands at Kandy
He's a batsman with a pair of gloves, maybe for no apparent reason.
David Lloyd doesn't give Mahendra Singh Dhoni's keeping a huge vote of confidence as he fumbles the ball
Start the car, launch the pedalo.
David Lloyd gets very excited as Steve Harmison takes two quick wickets on the final day at Old Trafford. Andrew Flintoff was watching from the England balcony
If this bloke's a Test match bowler than my backside is a fire engine.
David Lloyd confesses what he said the first time he saw Nathan Astle bowl
They've got to swing like a seventies disco to get anywhere near from here.
David Lloyd sums up Essex's chances as their run chase against Leicestershire in the Twenty20 semi-final goes wrong
In the circumstances, I felt I should oblige. She was a lovely mature lady, and quite ample. In fact, Muttiah Muralitharan would have had plenty of room to sign his name.
David "Bumble" Lloyd was rather taken aback when a former Sussex Ladies cricketer asked him to sign her cleavage with a felt-tip pen. Apparently, if he agreed, she stood to earn £200 for charity
You won't get me knocking him as a cricketer, but as a man I detest him.
David Lloyd reveals there is no love lost between him and Geoff Boycott
It's like a benefit match, is this. There'll be someone going round with a raffle before long.
David Lloyd gives his view on the generous offerings from the Bangladesh attack at Chester-le-Street
Imagine if you got him on a triple word score in Scrabble.
David Lloyd, the Sky Sports commentator, thinks of a use for all five first names of Chaminda Vaas
I might be old-fashioned but it looks nasty, it looks vindictive and there's no place for it on a cricket field. It's incessant and he's at it all the time.
Commentator David Lloyd on the schoolboy histrionics of Andre Nel