Playboy will be the day bleach-blonde 20-somethings are no longer attracted to octogenarian billionaires." "/>

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"The day I put Page 2 on the cover of Playboy will be the day bleach-blonde 20-somethings are no longer attracted to octogenarian billionaires."

Illustration: Satish Acharya

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