New Zealand Herald chews up and spits out the cricket team for its woeful performance in India

The man's irresistible, people, even to us dullards at espncricinfo.com

Submitted by: Bharvi Chhaya

Thank you Indian Express, we'll drink to that

Paddy Upton is India's mental-conditioning coach. And Mid-Day is India's leading expert on bad headlines

Er, we at espncricinfo.com aim to please

Submitted by: Deepak Gopalakrishnan

The Sydney Daily Telegraph is rather chuffed after Michael Hussey's 195 in Brisbane

Never let it be said the Daily Mail keeps any information from you

The Sydney Morning Herald puts teensy weensy pressure on Australia for the Ashes

Submitted by: Purav, Australia

A throat infection can create a bad headline, warns the Daily Mail

If you look hard enough, you can find a pun even in a death threat, or so believes South Africa's Independent Online

Australia's Daily Telegraph isn't impressed by the 6' 7" England bowler Steven Finn.

DNA makes an appearance in our humble section after ages, with this clincher about Tendulkar's countless endorsement deals

The Independent can't hide its glee after the Westminster council threatens to sue Cricket Australia for projecting an Ashes promo on the Westminster clock tower

The Guyana Chronicle splutters in outrage at the exclusion of Ramnaresh Sarwan from the West Indies side

Sydney's Daily Telegraph scores big on the cringe-o-meter with a headline for a story about how Pup is totally focused on his cricket

The ECB site is thrilled into alliteration after Sachin Tendulkar's 191 not out at the end of day three in Bangalore

The Daily Star tips its hat to Bangladesh's left-arm spinners

The Bangalore Mirror knows its comic book heroes

The Asian Age is proud to present a non-Holmes pun for your viewing pleasure

Mid-Day punningly sheds a tear for the absence of bad blood between India and Australia this series