From World Cup magic to four-day Tests - England v Ireland explained
The euphoria has barely died down but already it's time to move on as England host Ireland for a one-off Test at Lord's
Excuse me … wasn't it your mate who stopped me in the street the other day and told me all about the cricket coming home…?
No, no, not at all. We watched it for the first time the other day and it was AMAZING!
YES! Oh my God … the tension, the atmosphere, that finish! I can't believe I've spent 40 years on this planet without knowing how awesome this sport is!
… it was SOO good … that Super Over decider, what a brilliant concept! And that moment where that bloke dived at the ball to hit it over the rope for a treble! What skill and foresight! I can't believe you guys do this sort of thing every week!
We couldn't believe our luck. We were completely wiped out after watching Federer v Djokovic, and then there it was, hiding in plain sight on the other channel! How we hadn't noticed it before, I just don't know!
Anyway, we've taken the plunge, and booked tickets for the Ashes at Lord's next week!
Yes! We heard there were tickets going spare at The Home of Cricket (I know, I couldn't believe it either!) so we thought, let's get ourselves down for the third match on Friday - who knows, we might get to see the decider!
Sorry?
Ohhh … so this is one of those famous five-day Test matches you were talking about?
R-i-i-i-i-g-h-t. I thought the Ashes was all about tradition?
Ireland? But wait, aren't they on the same side, like that rugby team? I mean, isn't your captain Irish?
Was?
Okay … that makes no sense at all. Still, those two guys who did all the hitting at the end, they were awesome too, can't wait to see them.
Wow … even they aren't good enough for five, sorry four-day cricket! What a format this must be!
Oh okay… well, what about that nice young man who threw the ball at the end?
No, not him … though that's nice. That other guy who did all the throwing?
Yes!
Right … so who is playing?
Ooh, don't tell me, don't tell me ... Chris Woakes and Liam Plunkett! Oh I'm so pleased, I was telling my mate, "new-ball swing, cross-seam in the middle overs", it's a recipe for greatness, and now you're telling me I'm right!
Who?
Okay... so, what about the Irish? Anyone we should look out for?
[Picks ear-wax and gazes into middle distance…]
[Interrupting] Fascinating! Anyone else notable?
I've heard of him. Isn't he the Irish Backstop?
Yeah, that's what I said... This is getting complicated. Can I have a rethink? Oi, where are you running off to...?!
Andrew Miller is UK editor of ESPNcricinfo. He tweets at @miller_cricket