Warnie tells Lizzie
After Shane Warne's disappointing Big Bash debut, the stars collide via the modern language of love and mutual profile-enhancement, Twitter
Alan Tyers
20-Dec-2011
Liz Hurley's eyes light up as she spies a whatchamacallit in the distance • Getty Images
@LizzyHurley: Luvvd seeing @Warnie doing his cricket playing today.
@Warnie: Thanks babe. U were looking well hot LOL. Good work with the tossing ha ha ha.
@LizzyHurley: Shane! You'll make my parrot blush.
@Warnie: I meant flipping that coin at the beginning before the match?
@LizzyHurley: Oh ya… Erm… me too. I assume holding onto that was part of my appearance fee?????
@Warnie: Oh yeah fair dinkum. It's a short career and u have to take care of your family when you can.
@LizzyHurley: So did u win? I saw you do the bit where you bowl the ball and a man kept hitting it into the crowd?
@Warnie: Oh yeah, David Warner. Yeah… um… he loses loads of points for hitting the ball like that. The mongrel.
@LizzyHurley: Yes lots of the people around me were saying: "Your finished Warner you should have stayed in the tv box"
@Warnie: Yeah that must have been it.
@LizzyHurley: Apparently at some cricket ball games u have a break for lunch and tea?
@Warnie: Not me Liz. I know the rules. A handful of pocket lint for breakfast, a delicious lung full of air for lunch and a proper dinner.
@LizzyHurley: Of what?
@Warnie: Sigh. A proper dinner of a glass of water with a tasty ice cube salad (hold the salad)
@LizzyHurley: That's my boy xx
@Warnie: I got to go. Feeling a bit faint. Have to practice getting my bowls hit into the crowd again 4 the next match.
@LizzyHurley: Go get 'em tiger.
@Warnie: Are u coming 2 watch next game 2?
@LizzyHurley: Sorry no. Am at Stuart MacGill's launch of his new womenswear Fall Collection. Going with Karl Lagerfeld and Simon Katich.
@Warnie: You not serious?
@LizzyHurley: No course not. Katich and Lagerfeld HATE each other. Catfight lol!!
@Warnie: Lol that would be Katto. And Lagero. Nite babe xxx
@LizzyHurley: Nite hun. Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. x
@Warnie: I'm so hungry. I could murder a bed bug.
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