Fan's Barmy ticket plan
A Barmy Army Australian representative has his secret plan for more Ashes tickets exposed in The Age .
Peter English
25-Feb-2013
A Barmy Army Australian representative has his secret plan for more Ashes tickets exposed in The Age.
"Due to the appalling lack of tickets they have given the lads, we have decided to help them. This way more England lads and a lot fewer dingoes ... It's just one more way of keeping out your loud-mouth Aussie workmate, who you know you really hate so you can give him or her the finger when they say, 'I wish I had a ticket'."
Peter English is former Australasia editor of ESPNcricinfo