Five reasons why non-cricket fans NEED to watch this World Cup

Have you heard cricket is slow? That a bunch of guys stand around on a field not doing much and then break for tea? Well, this is the new age of cricket, and the game is now all about sixes. That's when the batsman hits the ball out of the field, like a home run, except you get six runs instead of one. Take that, baseball!

Sixes used to be a bit of a rarity in cricket, but these days, thanks to a bunch of changes in the game, they're flying all over the place. And this World Cup is expected to be the World Cup of sixes.

The best part about sixes: you can hit them anywhere and in all sorts of ways. You can switch from right-handed to left-handed mid-shot and hit one. You can play something called the ramp shot. You can get down on your knees and hit a six straight over your head, like this guy...

You can even hit a six while falling over, like this...

There's even something called a helicopter shot, which is when the batsman hires a private helicopter to swoop down as the bowler releases the ball and suck it into its vortex. Okay, it's not. But it's pretty bloody exciting. So tune in. You don't even need to know the rules. It's just fun watching players whack balls into the stands repeatedly.

Afghanistan, that's right, Afghanistan, a team from a country that hasn't seen anything resembling peace in forty years, are playing at this World Cup. Get this, they've only had an official team since 2008, and it was born out of men seeking asylum from war, in Pakistan. And now they're in the World Cup, for the second time.

It's not like they've got in on a sympathy ticket either. Just ten teams have qualified for this World Cup, so Afghanistan have had to beat much more established teams to get in. Have you heard a more romantic story in all of sport? Leicester City, meh. Jamie Vardy never fixed any toilets in refugee camps. So the Chicago Cubs won a World Series after 108 years. Just 30 years ago, the Taliban were insisting no one in Afghanistan play any sport since it might involve breaking the regime's dress code.

Afghanistan have one of the best bowlers in the world, they've got big hitters, they play with passion, and, win or lose, they'll probably perform their famous Attan dance.

If you're not a soulless ghoul, then find out more about Afghanistan's incredible story through this illustrated story.

Every sport's got rivalries. But there's none quite like cricket's India-Pakistan. The last time these two teams played in a World Cup, 500 million people tuned in to watch. The finale of Game of Thrones had just 19.3 million viewers. Do you really want to be 25 times less cool than people who don't watch Game of Thrones?

So why is this match such a big deal? These are two neighbouring countries that were basically one before 1947 but have since been in near-constant political conflict, and cricket is the biggest sport in both. Since 2013, tensions between the nations have increased, and the teams no longer play each other unless it's at a world tournament. And the rarity of the derby match has only increased its popularity. The last two contests between these sides were at the Asia Cup last year in the UAE.

Talk to any cricket fan about India-Pakistan and they'll tell you about crazy matches that went all the way to the last ball, controversial moments that led to stadium riots, heated confrontations between players, ugly taunting by fans on both sides. But they'll also tell you about touching moments involving fans from both sides of the border showing each other hospitality, and opposing fans putting aside the rivalry to show opposition players respect for incredible performances.

So one of the things that might have put non-cricket fans off cricket in the past was that a lot of them looked like this:

Not that there's anything wrong with looking like that, and some of those guys were incredible players, by the way, but if you're used to a sport in which muscles bulge out of jerseys and where players celebrate by baring their chiselled eight-packs, you might have found cricket a little lacking in testosterone.

All that's changed. The modern cricketer looks more like this:

And it's not just about the looks. These guys run, jump, slide and dive like real top-level athletes. Watch this World Cup and you'll see players flinging themselves into the sky to take catches, bowling with javelin-thrower actions, taking catches while nearly falling over the rope but somehow chucking the ball to a team-mate, diving full-length despite wearing a helmet and padding on their legs. Just look at the guy in the photo above. Tell us he couldn't hit home runs, or tackle running backs, or fight in a cage.

So this cricket World Cup is being played in England. It's an awesome country. Big Ben, London Bridge, One Direction. But when it comes to sport, England have sometimes been, how do we put this, a bit of a laughing stock. See, the country invented a lot of the sports that are played across the world today but have since proceeded to suck at quite a few of them. The last time they reached a big football final was more than 50 years ago, they've been overtaken in rugby by a country one-tenth their size, and, in tennis, they've been desperately trying to lay claim to a Scotsman just so they can say they have a Grand Slam winner in this century.

In cricket, it's been no different. England have never won a World Cup. They've lost three finals. And last time out, they didn't even make it out of the group stage. But this time, England are actually the No.1 ranked team in the world and are favourites to win on home soil. Even more surprising, they've actually become the best by playing what some of them call a "F**k it" brand of cricket. No, seriously, one of their best players actually had that written on his bat during a game. Basically, they're fearless. They try to hit sixes (remember how exciting those are?) and take risks. What a ride for the country, to watch a team go for the cup while actually playing attractively. They'll probably mess it up in the end, but it should be a fun ride regardless.