'God forgives, I don't'

Odd couples, non-couples and single life in this week's Twitter round-up. Plus something about Graeme Swann's pants.

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It's unclear whether MC Hammer and Cash in the Attic are also being presented as an either/or situation.

The gratitude
Never let it be said that Graeme Swann doesn't have standards.

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Not sure "knowing the words" is the only qualification for the role.

The odd couple
When one guy's being self-deprecating and another… just doesn't get it.

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He meant John Terry, but James Taylor took the opportunity to deliberately misunderstand.

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KP also didn't understand. But it wasn't deliberate.

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So Taylor generously gave him a second chance to get in on the joke.

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And KP again spurned it.

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The man of action
Chris Gayle is a man who operates to a tight schedule.

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Life with Kemar Roach
Last time around, Kemar Roach was telling us:

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It seems he may have taken his own advice.

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He then added the faintly ominous…

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It didn't last though. Just a few days later, the allure of single life was starting to pall.

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So now he's refining what he might be looking for in a lady friend.

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And that's not all.

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Picky. What else is he looking for?

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Does anyone feel that they meet his exacting standards? He's prepared to commit…

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