You vill obey ze laws of cricket
The policing of the first Test at Brisbane was widely condemned by many of those who attended as being overzealous and petty – Cricinfo received many complaints from spectators

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The Gabba resembled Stalag 13, complete with bumbling, over-zealous officials who have turned a day at the cricket for many into a survival test. More than 200 spectators were ejected from the ground and there were nine arrests over the first four days of the Test.
Martin Williamson is executive editor of ESPNcricinfo and managing editor of ESPN Digital Media in Europe, the Middle East and Africa