India in Australia 2011-12 December 23, 2011

Going easy on the kids

With trepidation I headed to the "Test Series Christmas" celebration on Southbank in Melbourne only because the official press conferences were supposed to happen there.

As a rule I hate sponsor events around cricket series. Trying to capitalise on the two things dearest to the country I am in in the last week of the year - Christmas and cricket - I am positively miffed. So with trepidation I headed to the "Test Series Christmas" celebration on Southbank in Melbourne only because the official press conferences were supposed to happen there.

I was in for a surprise. Yes there was sponsor presence, but it wasn't the main event. The main event was cricket and a few carols. Select cricketers from both sides first signed autographs for all the fans that turned up - given the presence of people of Indian origin here, it was a big number. The real deal followed when a group of kids got to play soft-ball cricket with the cricketers. Host Peter Lazer was a ripper too, touching upon touchy issues, like comedians should. He is not one, though.

Michael Hussey came out first, and deliberately missed on the first swing to be out bowled, and then threw his head back in mock disappointment. Lazer sledged him saying if he batted like that, this could be the last time Australia was seeing him bat. Hussey deliberately missed the next one too, to be hit high on the thigh. "He has given him," Lazer went, "Huss, we don't have DRS so you can't appeal against it."

The next man in was Ricky Ponting, who got into mock sledging with the kids. He too obliged by getting bowled. Rahul Dravid brought more realism to it when he lobbed a simple return catch to a kid. You could sense he must be doing a lot of that with his son too. Before walking back, Dravid high-fived every kid present, which took the little ones by surprise.

David Warner cheered the crowd by hitting one into them. Peter Siddle was hit for the biggest of sixes, leading to the hitter's mother pointing to everybody he was her son. James Pattinson had to face a beamer, after which Lazer went, "Don't rub them, count them." Zaheer Khan and Michael Clarke were good sports, even though they were jibed too. Notably, Zaheer was ribbed about his fitness here. Zaheer smiled in response and proceeded to bowl gentle lobs that were hit away. It even seemed there was too much niceness around.

Minutes later when Hussey was asked in the press conference what he thought of his epitaphs in the paper, he turned serious, squinted a little at the questioner, and said he didn't care much about criticism from outside the team. The fun and games were over, but the break was worthwhile.

Sidharth Monga is an assistant editor at ESPNcricinfo

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  • testli5504537 on December 24, 2011, 12:00 GMT

    we are confident.... zaheer will play first test

  • testli5504537 on December 23, 2011, 16:54 GMT

    Good to see the nice event between the games....... and kids always bring smile on the face of every1...... truly nice break..... and niceness which is less likely to be seen on the field......

  • testli5504537 on December 23, 2011, 16:51 GMT

    These gentlemen of the game - they know how to entertain everyone and do well. Just hoping this time, that they carry out their fun-loving and peaceful attitude into the series and we have a 'cricketing-action' packed series - without any controversies or untoward incidents. Go India Go!

  • testli5504537 on December 23, 2011, 14:34 GMT

    funny?? .. huh ... horrible...

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