India March 21, 2012

Other Tendulkar records to agonise over

The wait had ended, you thought
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Saturday, 17th March
Well done to Sachin, but commiserations to ESPNcricinfo. Harsha Bhogle’s piece yesterday asking us to stop going on about Sachin being stuck on 99 centuries was the 99th item about Sachin’s 99 centuries to appear on ESPNcricinfo. On the verge of bringing up a century of century-articles, we’ve been left stranded.

There is the possibility of a century of century-celebratory features, towards which these paragraphs might count as a scrambled single. But it’s a tough ask and I think the gathering bad light of reader intolerance might call time on our word chase.

Over the long months of our vigil, the ranks of the Sachin-century spotters had dwindled somewhat. The eager crowds who had at first gathered to see the lesser spotted century bird make its appearance grew bored of staring at a scoreboard waiting for something to happen, and one by one wandered off to find ice creams, jobs, dye their hair, marry, divorce, emigrate, spend some time finding themselves in a Thai monastery, and generally get on with their lives.

So when those three cheeky little digits popped on the scoreboard at the Shere Bangla Stadium, it crept up on us, it was a pleasant surprise, although it wasn’t that pleasant for the Bangladeshi players nor was it much of a surprise, as he’d done it to them five times before. We suspect that they didn’t really mind, though, because they won the game anyway. It was a win-win kind of a win.

But that really has to be the end of it. By now many cricket lovers have developed an angry Pavlovian response to sentences built around the words “Tendulkar” and “century”. So I won’t mention it again. Though I should just let you know, purely for your personal reference, that Sachin is currently poised on 195 one-day international sixes and only needs another five Test wickets to bring up his 50…

Monday, 19th March For a lot of teams, a warm-up game is a relaxing potter around some picturesque provincial field/godforsaken suburban dump; a break from being photographed standing next to architecture, complaining about room service, and trying to identify your socks amongst the hotel laundry. But Team England tend to take everything too seriously and now it seems they’re trying to put the war into warm-up.

As we know, being generally unpleasant and obnoxious on the field of play is a vital part of the modern game. At the moment, Andy Flower’s Angry Boys lead the way in the shouty arts, and so a fixture against a Sri Lanka Board XI was the perfect chance for them to hit their moaning straps. After all, nothing prepares you for Test cricket quite like standing around swearing at someone.

When Dilruwan Perera refused to accept a fielder’s word about a catch and didn’t walk, the England players converged on the offending batsmen in a scrum of arm-waving, pouty indignation. You might think this was just a silly overreaction but I have a weary feeling that Team England will see it as the choicest drop of cream at the very tip of the pedigree cat’s whiskers, and that we are only at the start of several very trying weeks of whingeing, tantrums, foot-stamping and Stuart Broad’s lower lip going all quivery when yet another DRS review request is turned down.

Andrew Hughes is a writer currently based in England

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  • Juan on May 23, 2012, 7:34 GMT

    I am Australian and no doubt Tendulkar is the better basamtn, especially on recently form, add that to the fact that Ponting has failed at 20/20 cricket while Tendulkar powers on in all forms of the game. Kallis still surpasses them all though, add his bowling and being one of the best slip fielders in the world as well his exceptional 20 20 record and he really is the complete cricketer; probably the best to play the game.

  • Sehwag_Is_Ordinary on April 1, 2012, 9:00 GMT

    I'm surprised since when a cricketer has gone bigger than the game itself? Cricket is a team game and not a person game. It's alright Sachon scored 100 centuries but what's the difference between 99 and 100? None. Zip. For Sachin, Indian had to head back home and stupid Indians praise like him like forever; he is the best ok but he lost the game too- no person is bigger than the game itself

  • Dr Lalit Paldiwal on March 26, 2012, 17:26 GMT

    It seems nobody is taking note of his longetivity record...while he is enjoying longest carreer in ODI s he is 6th in list as far as test is concerned..if he plays for another 3-4 yrs he will be in top 4 in 116 yrs of international cricket....

  • Varad on March 24, 2012, 18:25 GMT

    Let's admit it. As Indians, we are more concerned about personal than collective achievements, unfortunately in team events. While taking nothing away from the achievements of the great man, cricketing success for us seems to mean having a few great cricketers than a great cricket team. We are also ok if a team cause has to sacrificed for a personal achievement so much that players too tend to take this for granted. I think the only Indian who played greatly for a team cause was Kapil Dev, which clearly inspired an otherwise ordinary team to some extraordinary results. Also, everyone of his achievements would be almost always synonymous with a team achievement. Thereafter, it has been just the reverse - number of very good cricketers combining to produce ordinary performances.

  • Andrew Hughes on March 24, 2012, 10:03 GMT

    Thanks to everyone who took the time to comment.

    Sam, I'm not sure that you can call frequent laudatory articles and regular praise a vendetta. I'm fairly certain that the Sicilian mafia didn't prosecute their feuds by publishing 1000 word pieces on how much they admired one another's achievements.

  • vikash on March 24, 2012, 9:06 GMT

    what about playing 7th world cup!!!!

  • Anil on March 23, 2012, 20:26 GMT

    Sachin is still playing, Kalis is still playing, Ponting is still playing. We have to compare all of them after they take retirement from all types of international cricket. However, their is no need to compare Sir Bradman with these guys. Remember, Bradman played most of the cricket against England, when players do not chase the ball to stop before boundries, but they clap to the short on the ground. He never played spiners like Shawan, Murli, Kumbley, Prasnna, Bedi and Chandrshekher and Bhaji etc. etc. STOP calling him GREAT CRICKET ACHIEVER. He was great when only Cricket was played by England, Australia (He made 2/3rd runs and 25/29 100s against England only.only

  • swarzi on March 22, 2012, 12:39 GMT

    Congrats Sachin for scoring your hundredth 100. However, I hope you and your fans realise how wise it was for you to score it, just to please yourself as uaual; and left your team to suffer the embarassment of a defeat by Bangladesh; and more importantly, that said innings caused your team to be booted out of the Asia Cup. You should have helped India to reach 300 in that match! I guess though, that the overwhelming majority of the 1.2 billion Indians at home preferred you to achieve that somewhat meaningless feat, instead of the more important ASIA CUP CHAMPIONSHIP. To be fair, you had to take it then, as it was not possible for you to get it anywhere else!

  • Trisha on March 22, 2012, 5:32 GMT

    SRT scored 5 centuries in TEST matches. Overall, a dull write-up.

  • Mahinda Wijesinghe on March 22, 2012, 4:49 GMT

    The conduct of Andy Flower's Angry Boys of "whingeing, tantrums etc., etc.," is nothing new. Their pioneer was none other than Dr.W.G. - so the tradition continues!

  • Juan on May 23, 2012, 7:34 GMT

    I am Australian and no doubt Tendulkar is the better basamtn, especially on recently form, add that to the fact that Ponting has failed at 20/20 cricket while Tendulkar powers on in all forms of the game. Kallis still surpasses them all though, add his bowling and being one of the best slip fielders in the world as well his exceptional 20 20 record and he really is the complete cricketer; probably the best to play the game.

  • Sehwag_Is_Ordinary on April 1, 2012, 9:00 GMT

    I'm surprised since when a cricketer has gone bigger than the game itself? Cricket is a team game and not a person game. It's alright Sachon scored 100 centuries but what's the difference between 99 and 100? None. Zip. For Sachin, Indian had to head back home and stupid Indians praise like him like forever; he is the best ok but he lost the game too- no person is bigger than the game itself

  • Dr Lalit Paldiwal on March 26, 2012, 17:26 GMT

    It seems nobody is taking note of his longetivity record...while he is enjoying longest carreer in ODI s he is 6th in list as far as test is concerned..if he plays for another 3-4 yrs he will be in top 4 in 116 yrs of international cricket....

  • Varad on March 24, 2012, 18:25 GMT

    Let's admit it. As Indians, we are more concerned about personal than collective achievements, unfortunately in team events. While taking nothing away from the achievements of the great man, cricketing success for us seems to mean having a few great cricketers than a great cricket team. We are also ok if a team cause has to sacrificed for a personal achievement so much that players too tend to take this for granted. I think the only Indian who played greatly for a team cause was Kapil Dev, which clearly inspired an otherwise ordinary team to some extraordinary results. Also, everyone of his achievements would be almost always synonymous with a team achievement. Thereafter, it has been just the reverse - number of very good cricketers combining to produce ordinary performances.

  • Andrew Hughes on March 24, 2012, 10:03 GMT

    Thanks to everyone who took the time to comment.

    Sam, I'm not sure that you can call frequent laudatory articles and regular praise a vendetta. I'm fairly certain that the Sicilian mafia didn't prosecute their feuds by publishing 1000 word pieces on how much they admired one another's achievements.

  • vikash on March 24, 2012, 9:06 GMT

    what about playing 7th world cup!!!!

  • Anil on March 23, 2012, 20:26 GMT

    Sachin is still playing, Kalis is still playing, Ponting is still playing. We have to compare all of them after they take retirement from all types of international cricket. However, their is no need to compare Sir Bradman with these guys. Remember, Bradman played most of the cricket against England, when players do not chase the ball to stop before boundries, but they clap to the short on the ground. He never played spiners like Shawan, Murli, Kumbley, Prasnna, Bedi and Chandrshekher and Bhaji etc. etc. STOP calling him GREAT CRICKET ACHIEVER. He was great when only Cricket was played by England, Australia (He made 2/3rd runs and 25/29 100s against England only.only

  • swarzi on March 22, 2012, 12:39 GMT

    Congrats Sachin for scoring your hundredth 100. However, I hope you and your fans realise how wise it was for you to score it, just to please yourself as uaual; and left your team to suffer the embarassment of a defeat by Bangladesh; and more importantly, that said innings caused your team to be booted out of the Asia Cup. You should have helped India to reach 300 in that match! I guess though, that the overwhelming majority of the 1.2 billion Indians at home preferred you to achieve that somewhat meaningless feat, instead of the more important ASIA CUP CHAMPIONSHIP. To be fair, you had to take it then, as it was not possible for you to get it anywhere else!

  • Trisha on March 22, 2012, 5:32 GMT

    SRT scored 5 centuries in TEST matches. Overall, a dull write-up.

  • Mahinda Wijesinghe on March 22, 2012, 4:49 GMT

    The conduct of Andy Flower's Angry Boys of "whingeing, tantrums etc., etc.," is nothing new. Their pioneer was none other than Dr.W.G. - so the tradition continues!

  • Mahesh on March 22, 2012, 3:14 GMT

    How about one more wicket to reach 200 wickets in Tests and ODIs ?

  • Dr.Tam on March 22, 2012, 1:09 GMT

    Well said Andrew, English team followed by the Aussies are the worst sledgers in the cricketing world. I might be wrong but over the years I've noticed that these English and Aussies get away easily even after throwing such tantrums while a Pakistani/Indian/Sril Lankan player gets barred instantly. I remember Wasim walking upto an umpire after to discuss about a decision many years ago and getting banned from the next match while I also remember Warne abusing,spitting on the august pitch and protesting against an LBW decision and nothing happening.

  • Anonymous on March 21, 2012, 22:03 GMT

    lol

  • Kalyan on March 21, 2012, 20:56 GMT

    You can add that he is on 49 ODI Centuries and needs only one more to become the first batsman to get 50 ODI centuries.

  • Sam gupta on March 21, 2012, 20:45 GMT

    Looks like cricinfo has a vendetta against Tendulkar .. average people cannot digest greatness... period ..

  • Loui on March 21, 2012, 20:30 GMT

    dude you just wrote the 100th article... thankfully we are not stranded :)

  • ad on March 21, 2012, 19:13 GMT

    Great article !!

  • Mohiuddin on March 21, 2012, 17:59 GMT

    I think the media (quite a lot represented by Mr Harsha) would take a lead from you clues adn next game we will have to wait for remaining sixes and wickets. I bet it is gonna happen.

  • yogi kumar on March 21, 2012, 17:50 GMT

    there is only one s tendulkar we proud of him paji keep shinning for india

  • Ganesh Mali on March 21, 2012, 16:51 GMT

    Not to mention 50 ODI centuries(currently 49), a century of ODI half centuries(currently 96) and 20000 ODI runs(current 18426). Another three to four years.......phew......

  • TJ on March 21, 2012, 15:36 GMT

    "As we know, being generally unpleasant and obnoxious on the field of play is a vital part of the modern game. At the moment, Andy Flower’s Angry Boys lead the way in the shouty arts and so a fixture against a Sri Lanka Board XI was the perfect chance for them to hit their moaning straps. After all, nothing prepares you for Test cricket quite like standing around swearing at someone."

    Great write up as usual LMAO

  • rahkes on March 21, 2012, 14:53 GMT

    You know how to sell stuff....I wonder who decides on the title for the article. It has no relation to the article that you write, as always.

  • Arisha G on March 21, 2012, 14:48 GMT

    What? Only close to 200 sixes in (how many ODI hundreds?)...

  • CB on March 21, 2012, 14:04 GMT

    Sorry, but not humorous at all..:(

  • Mayur on March 21, 2012, 14:03 GMT

    Sachin needs 4 more scores between 50-99 to complete 100 odi 50s :)

  • Neelesh Sawant on March 21, 2012, 11:27 GMT

    BTW, Sachin has made 'only' 49 ODI centuries, so media can start looking forward to his 50th ODI century! I wonder why nobody has mentioned this so far, or maybe I haven't noticed.

  • Muhammad Affan on March 21, 2012, 10:37 GMT

    Sachin is the best ever player that I have ever seen playing. He can easily be ranked as the second best batsman after Late Don Bradman. But if we look arround there are some other batsmen allrounders which have done better than Tendulkar e.g. J. Kallis. He has been scoring at an average of more than Tendulkar and have also captured about 300 test wickets. Now that is some achievement. Second in this list is Sobers. He was also one of the greatest allrounders. I know that some of cricket lovers will not like this comments but to me it is the way they should be compared when it come to crickt. I think Kallis is more of a complete crickter than Tendulkar. I also think if Kallis is allowed to play as much as Tendulkar has he would break all the record in test matches which are held by Tendulkar.

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  • Muhammad Affan on March 21, 2012, 10:37 GMT

    Sachin is the best ever player that I have ever seen playing. He can easily be ranked as the second best batsman after Late Don Bradman. But if we look arround there are some other batsmen allrounders which have done better than Tendulkar e.g. J. Kallis. He has been scoring at an average of more than Tendulkar and have also captured about 300 test wickets. Now that is some achievement. Second in this list is Sobers. He was also one of the greatest allrounders. I know that some of cricket lovers will not like this comments but to me it is the way they should be compared when it come to crickt. I think Kallis is more of a complete crickter than Tendulkar. I also think if Kallis is allowed to play as much as Tendulkar has he would break all the record in test matches which are held by Tendulkar.

  • Neelesh Sawant on March 21, 2012, 11:27 GMT

    BTW, Sachin has made 'only' 49 ODI centuries, so media can start looking forward to his 50th ODI century! I wonder why nobody has mentioned this so far, or maybe I haven't noticed.

  • Mayur on March 21, 2012, 14:03 GMT

    Sachin needs 4 more scores between 50-99 to complete 100 odi 50s :)

  • CB on March 21, 2012, 14:04 GMT

    Sorry, but not humorous at all..:(

  • Arisha G on March 21, 2012, 14:48 GMT

    What? Only close to 200 sixes in (how many ODI hundreds?)...

  • rahkes on March 21, 2012, 14:53 GMT

    You know how to sell stuff....I wonder who decides on the title for the article. It has no relation to the article that you write, as always.

  • TJ on March 21, 2012, 15:36 GMT

    "As we know, being generally unpleasant and obnoxious on the field of play is a vital part of the modern game. At the moment, Andy Flower’s Angry Boys lead the way in the shouty arts and so a fixture against a Sri Lanka Board XI was the perfect chance for them to hit their moaning straps. After all, nothing prepares you for Test cricket quite like standing around swearing at someone."

    Great write up as usual LMAO

  • Ganesh Mali on March 21, 2012, 16:51 GMT

    Not to mention 50 ODI centuries(currently 49), a century of ODI half centuries(currently 96) and 20000 ODI runs(current 18426). Another three to four years.......phew......

  • yogi kumar on March 21, 2012, 17:50 GMT

    there is only one s tendulkar we proud of him paji keep shinning for india

  • Mohiuddin on March 21, 2012, 17:59 GMT

    I think the media (quite a lot represented by Mr Harsha) would take a lead from you clues adn next game we will have to wait for remaining sixes and wickets. I bet it is gonna happen.