This, that and the other. Mostly the other
Jade Dernbach's getting ready for a holiday.
Actually Jade, it doesn't matter how overdue your haircut is. Recent advancements in haircutting technology mean that the amount of hair to be removed has no impact on haircut duration.
Hairdressers are no longer forced to gradually erode hair using a pumice stone. Instead, they use "scissors" to cut off large amounts with a single snip. This means that they can remove 20cm of hair as quickly as they can remove 1cm of hair. The modern world is full of wonders.
Brad Hogg's enjoyed his time in Sri Lanka.
Maybe they had an innings to declare.
Lou Vincent was at the non-striker's end.
Virat Kohli's got big plans.
Try Ravi Bopara, Virat. Last week he couldn't find anything else to do in Kandy.
Hopefully Kohli has more gaming success than Kent's Rob Key.
Is the obvious answer that it's possessed by a 10-year-old? That doesn't seem such an obvious diagnosis. It's hard to say what the obvious answer is when a hardware issue is that specific and that bizarre.
The film review
Ramnaresh Sarwan's been to see Taken 2. Was Taken 2 any good, Ramnaresh?
"Taken 2 was really good!"
There you go. Taken 2 is really good. Although maybe we should get a second opinion from Stuart Broad.
We've a decent spread of views now. Cricket says that Taken 2 is somewhere between 'really good' and 'very decent'.
Wait! Alex Hales wants to weigh in with an opinion.
Pretty decent? Well, this just throws everything into doubt. Is there no consensus?
Tino Best's Modesty Corner
Tino Best has a sadistic need for speed.
It's always 97mph. When did that become the definition of 'fast'?
Tino Best knows what else cricket needs.
Wouldn't a big ball be more difficult to bowl, Tino?
97kmph? That's about 60mph, right? Is that because of the bigger balls or have you taken up finger spin?
Ryan Ten Doeschate has a broad vocabulary.
How does lusophilia manifest itself?
Ah, right. Ten Doeschate should watch himself. Jason Roy's lusophilia had an impact on his lungs.
"Eaten far too much at nandos...#cantbreathe" @JasonRoy20
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket
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