"They're trying to use him [McCullum] as the out because he's a Kiwi. Yep, we love to hate them, but he's the lump of s..., sorry, lump of cow dirt, that people are thinking of."

A slightly inebriated Andrew Symonds makes clear (or not) his views on New South Wales' signing of Brendon McCullum for their Twenty20 final, in a radio interview with comedians Roy and HG