The Week That Was

I'm a cricketer, get me out of here

Spin, doctors and changes in fortune

Cash, camels and streakers

Gender swapping and long tongues

Belters and bellies, bravado and boyos

Babes, money, mascots and marketing

A vote of confidence, ballet dancing and eight sixes

The Price of fish

A mystic, a musical and a mistaken identity

Tickets, sunshine and albino monks

Super Kev, misquotes and Warne on a lorry

Ganguly, apologies, hair loss and Parmesan Tony

Knobs, blobs and silenced gobs

Tangos with the umpire, and aged spectators

SAD, senility and nudes

'Ridiculous' batting, a gigantic trophy and other piffle

Naughty, naughty, very naughty

Of Ashes, headaches and mobile breakfasts

Beef, turkeys and heaped indignities

Afghan hounding, and insults that aren't