From rucks to riches
Nick Greenslade on his favourite cricketer, Phil Edmonds
Nick Greenslade
14-May-2006
The Middlesex and England spinner was a one-off, a revel with a Rolls-Royce and a talent for making trouble and money that appealed to Nick Greenslade
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The first time I heard Phil
Edmonds speak he was, fittingly,
talking about money. It was the
high-water mark of Thatcherism
in the late 1980s and he was
asked about attitudes to wealth
on either side of the Atlantic. "If
someone in the United States sees
a guy driving a Rolls-Royce, he'll
say to himself, `Good on him,'"
Edmonds observed. "In Britain
people just look on enviously and
want to knock you."
Edmonds was not the first or
last English plutocrat to make
this unfavourable comparison
but it was not the kind of
comment one expected from
an England cricketer. I had
suspected there was something
different about the Middlesex
spinner since I first came
across him in 1982. Recalled for
England's home series against
India after an exile of three
years, he came with talk of "an
unsettling influence".
The more I saw, the more
intrigued I became. When
he took the field it was with
a Swatch on his wrist: alone
among the England team
Edmonds had negotiated a
sponsorship deal with a watch
brand. Asked to field around
the bat, he would encroach ever
closer, allowing his shadow to
fall across the business part of
the pitch. Invariably he had a
choice word for the batsman.
Chat, like wealth, was not
something Edmonds lacked.
Yet he also had talent. On
England debut, against Australia
in 1975, he took 5 for 28 with
his left-arm spinners. It was a
remarkable introduction to Test
cricket. His success stemmed
from height and strength, which
brought considerable turn and
flight, as well as bounce. This last
ingredient was apparent when he
occasionally threw in a bouncer,
upsetting his own unsuspecting
keeper as much as the batsman.
Though never an allrounder,
Edmonds was a useful lowerorder
bat. In that summer of
1982 he and Derek Randall - an
odd couple, to be sure - rescued
England from a middle-order
collapse and set up a decisive win
in the first Test. Edmonds hit 64.
A Test average of 17, however,
indicates that he did not fulfil
his potential. A blasé approach
to dismissal did not help. As his
county team-mate Simon Hughes
has written, Edmonds would
often walk back to the pavilion
"chuckling with a mixture of mild
disbelief and perverse pleasure".
For captains this must have been
infuriating. For me it completed
the picture of a loveable maverick.
The son of a colonial property
developer in northern Rhodesia, a
Cambridge graduate and a man as
comfortable in the boardroom as
dressing room, he looked ideal
establishment material. But he
was much more a son of Africa
than of Empire; he was involved
in the black independence
movement in the late 1960s.
His anti-establishment
credentials were confirmed by
his continual disagreements
with authority, particularly
Mike Brearley. The England and
Middlesex captain was the last
person he should have been
upsetting but Edmonds was his
own man. After a spat too many
he pinned Brearley to the wall
and warned him to "lay off".
Later I heard he had treated his
biographer Simon Barnes in the
same manner.
Despite their differences,
Brearley, as fine a judge as
any, rated Edmonds. In The Art
of Captaincy he writes that he
appreciated his spinner's shrewd
cricketing brain. Brearley put
him in the same awkward-but intelligent
category as Geoff
Boycott and it is perhaps not
surprising that this abrasive pair
struck up a friendship. Boycott
called them the `Fitzwilliam
twins' - Fitzwilliam being his
home town in Yorkshire and
Edmonds' Cambridge college.
Edmonds' cardinal sin,
however, was to marry a woman
of independent means and
mind. During the 1980s England
cricketers were not expected to
bring their wives on tour, never
mind have them write about
the experience. Shortly after
publishing Another Bloody Tour,
her best-selling account of the
disastrous trip to the Caribbean
in 1985-86, Frances Edmonds was
probably known to more people
than her husband, a point not
lost on Tim Zoehrer. "At least I
have an identity," the Australian
keeper said in response to the
usual sledging. "You're only
Frances Edmonds' husband."
The result of his idiosyncrasies
was that he missed more Tests
(75) than he played (51). His most
successful period came when he
played under a captain, David
Gower, who was equally laidback.
On Gower's 1984-85 trip to
India, the last England victory in
that country, Edmonds and his
fellow spinner Pat Pocock bowled
long spells to tie up the batsmen.
The following summer he was an
integral member of the team that
won back the Ashes from Allan
Border's Australia, and he was no
less important on the victorious
trip to defend them in 1986-87.
After that, business began
to get in the way of the day job
and in 1987 Edmonds retired
from fi rst-class cricket. However,
another improbable comeback
remained. In 1992, aged 41 and
pepped up by an industrial
supply of painkillers - there
was talk of him being shielded
from the drug testers - he
defi ed his ailing back, arrived
at Trent Bridge (in a Rolls-Royce,
naturally) and took 4 for 48 for
an injury-struck Middlesex.
Today he is chairman of the
county but no less controversial.
His recent business dealings
in war-torn Sudan have raised
eyebrows among the blazer
brigade as his wining and dining
of commercial associates during
luncheon intervals once did. I do
not suppose for a moment that
he gave a damn and I would be
disappointed if he did.
This article was first published in the June issue of The Wisden Cricketer.
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Nick Greenslade is assistant editor of Observer Sport Monthly