Here's your Ashes summary: England lose (again), let the beheadings begin
It's that familiar time of decade again. We know the drill
Mark Wood was cooperative when asked to pose for a picture to sum up England's Ashes campaign • CA/Cricket Australia/Getty Images
The worry is who Virat might end up targeting next, just to get the competitive juices flowing. Big Pharma? The United Nations? Greta Thunberg?
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Alan Gardner is a deputy editor at ESPNcricinfo