There's been much talk about a potential Andrew Flintoff comeback, but how could he find time when there's so much going on in his life. This is a man with major issues to grapple with.
And Flintoff isn't the only one who's been pitting himself against chocolate recently.
Sportsmen on social media. It's all just mindless banter.
Another man keeping himself busy in retirement is Graeme Swann.
This was just a general message to everyone.
Who inspires Ramnaresh Sarwan?
Sounds like Mr Cricket might be in line for a demotion.
Kemar's working on humility.
We might be getting a little closer to explaining professional cricketers' seemingly universal love of this place.
Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer complaining about jetlag.
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket