'My love for you is unconditional!'

There's a slight culinary theme to this week's Twitter round-up. Apparently chicken, chocolate and scones constitutes a balanced diet for a professional cricketer.

The busy man
There's been much talk about a potential Andrew Flintoff comeback, but how could he find time when there's so much going on in his life. This is a man with major issues to grapple with.

—

—

—

The battle
And Flintoff isn't the only one who's been pitting himself against chocolate recently.

—

You show it, Biff.

The inanity
Sportsmen on social media. It's all just mindless banter.

—

Lol.

The self-aware musician
Another man keeping himself busy in retirement is Graeme Swann.

—

—

The hidden talent

—

The lover
This was just a general message to everyone.

—

That makes all of us feel so special.

The heroine
Who inspires Ramnaresh Sarwan?

—

The nickname
Sounds like Mr Cricket might be in line for a demotion.

—

That's a very long discussion. It must be close.

Life with Kemar Roach
Kemar's working on humility.

—

He's not quite mastered it.

—

But as he says himself.

—

What's your philosophy?

—

Nando's Watch
We might be getting a little closer to explaining professional cricketers' seemingly universal love of this place.

—

Jetlag Watch
Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer complaining about jetlag.

—

Inexplicably, they save the good stuff for primetime, Scott.