My Funeral, Your Ashes
At six past midday on Wednesday, Alastair Cook got a ball that was neither wide nor full and he greeted it like a stork helping itself to water
So ends another Ashes summer
Let us begin by listing the signs of promising improvement seen in the Australian cricket team today
The world moves in apt and mysterious ways, and so it was that on Michael Clarke’s first afternoon as Australia’s captain in the field David Hasselhoff was sitting in the crowd
He awoke a Test cricketer, and for the rest of the day being awake felt dreamier than the deepest sleep
Speaking of a sick-in-the-gut feeling, that’s when it hit me, a creeping unease
When Ricky Ponting wakes up on Test match morning, he is not the type to help himself to muesli and a Swisse Men’s Ultivite pill only to spend the next half-hour wondering whether he should have gone for a couple of bananas instead
The final week of the fourth fastest-scoring year in Test history – 3.34 runs an over, and counting – is upon us
“In a pond with no fish,” goes an old Russian saying, “a crab is a fish.” Twenty-first century Australian cricket throws up numerous variations on this
“Each profession begets its particular style of play,” wrote that master back-of-a-postcard essayist RC Robertson-Glasgow, in the days when cricketers had day jobs.